Lemonkid's secret unveiled!!!!!!

Have you ever wondered just how Lemonkid does it? Where he gets that certain charisma that makes him such a ladies and men magnet? Where, in his own words, he gets his "utter awesome" from? Well friends, I have found the answer!


As you can plainly see the "utter awesome" is taken directly from the source and piped right into Lemonkid's mouth.

Lemonkid...I think it's time we had a talk, this just isn't healthy in the long run.

Lemonkid's okay. For a Canadian.

I thought this thread was going to be about one of these:
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No way, dude. I craked the case a long time ago.

I didnt know awesomeness came from suckin the juice outta cows.
To think I been sucking the wrong thing.

Okay, wait- is Lemonkid a horse, or does he just suck off cows, or does he like the buttplug... which one is it?!

Im confused.

I'm reminded of the Three Musketeers -

It's all for one and one for all, baby.

so this fantastic new drinking game of yours that you keep trying to get me to play... Risk/Pursuit (The Drinking Game Edition)... does it involve any of your, um, aforementioned hobbies?

No that's Risk/Pursuit (the Psychedelic Gay Orgy Edition).

I'm in.

SPIN THE WHEEL OF GAY!!!!

"Spin baby, spin!"





Bob says: "Now it's time for the showcase showdown of teh gay!"

udder! ha! so funny,

You kids get into all this weird crap when I leave for the weekend..

Bob says: "Now which hole are you going to put your mouth in front of, Gary?"

Well, that certainly gives new meaning to the word "Plinko".

"Come on down!"

But, that's not pasteurized! What a wild man.

Unpasteurized awesome is the creamiest, most delicious awesome you can suck out of a teet!

R.I.P. Rod Roddy.

I miss him like I'd miss a loud Liberace-esque grandfather.