You know you're a single guy living alone when...

Less of a chick thing, more of a distraction from videogames.

You know you're a single guy when you've got two tool chests on top of your dresser and enough tools to fill a third one scattered throughout your desk.

And when she comes out in a few minutes you're going to ask her, point blank, without shame.

when it's two days before you move and you think to yourself, "you know, I bet now would be a good time to call a moving company."

The basket is for clean clothes, the floor for dirty.

when there are more empty beer bottles than full ones still in the house

When you haven't cleaned the tub/shower once since you moved into the apartment.

And a day later you think, "hmm, maybe I should start packing".