You know you're a single guy living alone when...

When tonight's dinner consists of High Life & Rice Krispy treats.....the sad thing is...they're not even REAL Rice Krispy treats....I made them with generic cornflakes.

Wow, man. Got me beat. I was just planning on having beer for dinner.

I'm eating ice cream for dinner, but I'm not a guy, nor am I single.

when your kitchen smells really bad, and you don't care.

even though you can smell it from your bedroom.

[Edited on Jul 24, 2004 by Trevallion]

Weinerschntizel!!

Did you eat my fucking schnitzel?

Um, when every article of clothing you own is in a pile on the floor?

And it's a relatively small pile.

Hey, some of them are in the dryer right now.

me too. I'm pretty sure it meets all my nutritional requirements for the evening. Anyway, I can always suppliment it with Rumpleminz.

Dude! you had fucking schnitzel?!! mine just kinda lays there looking hot.

How's this? Yeah, that's right, karate chop motherfucker.

No Name Brand Mac&Cheese!

What, chicks don't do that?

From where they will return to a pile on the floor.

d'oh!

We tend to own these nifty inventions called "laundry baskets".

They look like this.

That's pure genius!

When you forget how many times you've masturbated that day.

I had mac & cheese for dinner tonight because I didn't feel like doing anything elaborate. I love to cook, but not when it's hot and I'm trying to finish a stupid paper.

I'm also wearing a bra and my SG hoodie with pajama pants because I didn't feel like getting dressed. I'm wearing Count slippers (as in the Count on "Sesame Street"). My hair is barely brushed. I forgot to brush my teeth.

I ate the mac & cheese from the pot. I didn't put it on a plate. I used a plastic fork so I wouldn't have to wash another piece of silverware.

On top of all of this, it's Saturday night. L-O-S-E-R.

(If I DO go out, I will brush my teeth and hair and put on real clothes... don't worry).

Me too.

I'm really fighting the urge to post a cheesy line about the kitchen not being the only room I can "cook" in......we'll see how long I can go before actually cracking said cheesy line.

And yes, Tawnya....you're most likely going to have to break out the tree again