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crazedlunatik

crazedlunatik

Portland, OR
February 2004

JUL 24, 2004 11:19 AM

Maybe it was an alien presence from the mars rock that they brought to earth and it uses you to start the same religion that ended life on Mars and caused Mars to appear as we now see it... Yeah what do you think about that... Rock solid theory right there. Yeah! wink

coffee_riot

coffee_riot

Israel
December 2003

JUL 24, 2004 11:23 AM

Remember what L. Ron Hubbard said in 1942: "If I could start a religion, I could make a million bucks."

And dude, he did. Oh he did.

coffee_riot

coffee_riot

Israel
December 2003

JUL 24, 2004 11:23 AM

Remember what L. Ron Hubbard said in 1942: "If I could start a religion, I could make a million bucks."

And dude, he did. Oh he did.

RockinRicky

RockinRicky

Denver, CO
July 2003

JUL 24, 2004 10:57 PM

huskerdont said:
Remember what L. Ron Hubbard said in 1942: "If I could start a religion, I could make a million bucks."

And dude, he did. Oh he did.


You can say that again.

crushjunkie

crushjunkie

Vancouver, BC
October 2003

JUL 24, 2004 11:02 PM

Two questions:

Is your butt sore?
Are you going to change your screen name to MisterEntity?

joshof13thfloor

joshof13thfloor

Decherd, TN
January 2003

JUL 24, 2004 11:05 PM

daemontia said:
thats really REALLY cool.

so tell us more about what you wrote, hmm? besides the fact that drinking is prohibited, which i understand completely, anyway.

i would say if you're really interested, spread the word through a webpage or something. but don't go off startig a cult and having people kill themselves please?



Well, i'm not saying that the guy's up to something funny but on the same note I don't think i'd partake of any Kool-aid if he offered it to me. skull

SilverRevolver

SilverRevolver

United Kingdom
May 2004

JUL 24, 2004 11:05 PM

MANGO said:

Sorcha said:
And was this before or after you set up a PA system to serenade your love interest behind your wife's back?



Perhaps my life is complex to Americans but in Australia it is normal to pursue a number of quite diverse interests.


what an odd comment, I've found that english speaking countries arn't terribly different from one and other. Have you ever been to the US? If not how can you make generalizations about what we're like. That's like assuming all Austrailians are like Stever Irwin... surreal

Gitsie

Gitsie

I'm lost
June 2004

JUL 24, 2004 11:09 PM

i want to kno if you got a lawyer over that kite thing. oh and my other question for you is, wtf-mate? tongue





[Edited on Jul 24, 2004 by Gitsie]

Skeksi

Skeksi

Chicago, IL
December 2003

JUL 24, 2004 11:24 PM

mango is the gospel.

RecordandPlay

Recordandplay

Columbus, OH
March 2004

JUL 24, 2004 11:31 PM

MANGO said:

Anton said:
Here I was thinking Australian was free of people this retarded. How naive I was. Jesus.



Cmon! Theres no need to be like that.



PERFECT. I was about to say that maybe it's not a religion, but instead just the Aussie Philosophy that I am so curious about.

laterz

laterz

Australia
June 2004

JUL 24, 2004 11:42 PM

FrameOfReference said:

MANGO said:

Sorcha said:
And was this before or after you set up a PA system to serenade your love interest behind your wife's back?



Perhaps my life is complex to Americans but in Australia it is normal to pursue a number of quite diverse interests.


what an odd comment, I've found that english speaking countries arn't terribly different from one and other. Have you ever been to the US? If not how can you make generalizations about what we're like. That's like assuming all Austrailians are like Stever Irwin... surreal



I was just having a bit of a go- not serious. I just thought it was funny that most people couldn't believe that I could have a kite shot down, start a new religion and have problems with my friends attitudes towards my public love song performances all in a short space of time. I WILL NOT apologise for having a life.

Kayla

Kayla

Dublin, CA
June 2003

JUL 24, 2004 11:51 PM

You've got my attention. What did you write?

This is how cults start. I've always wanted to be part of a cult. *looks at her suicidegirls membership*

Oh sean you bastard, you had me at hello.

comicking

comicking

Rosemount, MN
May 2004

JUL 25, 2004 12:00 AM

FrameOfReference said:

MANGO said:

Sorcha said:
And was this before or after you set up a PA system to serenade your love interest behind your wife's back?



Perhaps my life is complex to Americans but in Australia it is normal to pursue a number of quite diverse interests.


what an odd comment, I've found that english speaking countries arn't terribly different from one and other. Have you ever been to the US? If not how can you make generalizations about what we're like. That's like assuming all Austrailians are like Stever Irwin... surreal



Umm.... have you been to other english speaking countries? I have. They are WAY different when compared to America.

comicking

comicking

Rosemount, MN
May 2004

JUL 25, 2004 12:05 AM

MANGO, its interesting that you were able to write all the information down in a coherent fashion. When I was contacted about 9 years ago, I couldn't keep any of it straight in my head, and never wrote any of it down.

I still believe that I was contacted by a higher power.. well more powerful than me anyway.. whether good or evil is another matter. It all depends who you talk to, and how firm those people are in their own beliefs.

If you mention it to someone firm in their belief, you're whacked, evil, a devil or what have you. I found that it was easier to just forget the information, than try to spread the words. However, since you have it written down, I'd be more than just a little intrigued to read it.

h34rt4gr4m

h34rt4gr4m

Council Bluffs, IA
December 2003

JUL 25, 2004 12:19 AM

i'm intrigued as well. i'd like to read it.

SilverRevolver

SilverRevolver

United Kingdom
May 2004

JUL 25, 2004 12:24 AM

comicking said:

FrameOfReference said:

MANGO said:

Sorcha said:
And was this before or after you set up a PA system to serenade your love interest behind your wife's back?



Perhaps my life is complex to Americans but in Australia it is normal to pursue a number of quite diverse interests.


what an odd comment, I've found that english speaking countries arn't terribly different from one and other. Have you ever been to the US? If not how can you make generalizations about what we're like. That's like assuming all Austrailians are like Stever Irwin... surreal



Umm.... have you been to other english speaking countries? I have. They are WAY different when compared to America.


Sure, the UK is different, but not differnt like some of the other places I have been, Kenya, Burma, Thailand, Malaysia. I can go to the UK and be fairly comfortable, and not make any majot cultural mistakes. I can have brittish friends because they arn't much different in thinking then I am.

MrZablowdowski

MrZablowdowski

Edmonton, AB
December 2002

JUL 25, 2004 01:03 AM

There was a guy, in a doughnut shop, every night in Toronto. With flourish and ritual he would prepare to write. The smoothing and flatening of the paper. The rolling up of the shirt sleeves. The tracing of script in the air. However, the moment pen touched paper he was overcome by the hilarity of the content to be written. As a result, not a single word was ever written.

Crazy huh?

Consider yourself touched.

Stirfry

Stirfry

Cleveland, OH
September 2002

JUL 25, 2004 02:38 AM

MANGO said:

Sorcha said:
And was this before or after you set up a PA system to serenade your love interest behind your wife's back?



Perhaps my life is complex to Americans but in Australia it is normal to pursue a number of quite diverse interests.




and do "diverse interests" include telling outlandish and obviously untrue stories on the internet?

rottenart

rottenart

Norman, OK
February 2004

JUL 25, 2004 03:29 AM

everybody needs a hobby

Anton

Anton

Australia
September 2003

JUL 25, 2004 06:20 AM

I think it was in this thread that the thread-starter - whatever he's calling himself nowadays - said 'I will not apologise for having a life.'

Haha, dude, your life involves MISSILES hitting your KITE around the same time an ENTITY visited you. Wow man, you're making me feel like going down the pub for a beer is boring.

crazedlunatik

crazedlunatik

Portland, OR
February 2004

JUL 25, 2004 02:54 PM

You guys are all haters... wink

This guy, truthful or not, is highly entertaining... Like I said I love this shit!

If it is truth though spit some of your writing for us heathens to peep.

hehehe smile

LoRes

LoRes

Seattle, WA
June 2004

JUL 25, 2004 03:01 PM

If it's such a good read, send it to a publisher and get rich*


*this may set you up for some bad times in the afterlife, but hey, I don't believe in any of that shit...

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