Need a woman with a foxy voice and a microphone.

My good friend beseechs you:

"When my computer starts up, I'd like to hear a foxy lady say either "Hello, admiral" or "Hello conquistador."

And if you're feeling generous, a "Goodbye admiral/conquistafdor, I'll miss you" would be totally awesome.

So if you have a mic, and you're feeling nice, post it on here or IM me or something. We'll do lunch"

I feel, as a friend, it is my duty to help her acheve this dream. So please, help her out.

haha. if i had a microphone i would be allllll over this. it reminds me of one time when i friend and i were at a music fest and some dj from a local radio station had us sit in his tent and intoduce him when he went on the air using ridiculous sex-kitten voices.

your friend sounds like a genius. now i totally want my computer to say that too.

shouldn't that be "hola conquistador"?

very tempting.....

*hooks up microphone*

Give me a few minutes.

Foah real?


And the best part. when someone asks "who is that" she can reply "some chick from kalamazoo".
It'll be great.

I can't get my mic to work. Sorry.

[Edited on Jul 23, 2004 by Sorcha]

Damn....and here we were all waiting....

Oh fate, how thou dost mockist me!

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_falls to knees_

KAAAHHHN!!!

Bump dammit!

People, my friend NEEDS you!