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7/25/04

Females only survey. [3]

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Ever seen a ghost? [2]

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Dita von Teese [2]

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If I were a member of the boys only group [3]

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Books from when I was a kid [2]

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Narcissistic Chicks-OK? [2]

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Spread the word? [2]

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NEWS: I Love Ken Jennings [2]

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Angelina's hottest movie? [2]

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while you were driving.....

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Barney Rubble scares me... [2]

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So, what's cookin'? [2]

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I want to go to

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Multiple choice question.

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NEWS: An Amish Real World?

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Enemies

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Daniel Robert Epstein: Benicio Del Toro [2]

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Vietnamese Guitar

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Photoshop for beginners

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Why I'm mad at the Sixers

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The Ox and the Fox

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i like to....

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Spelling Shiznit

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7/24/04

pepto=problems for me

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7/24/04

I just opened [3]

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7/24/04

Dave Grohl touched my shoulder...

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7/24/04

Too hot to sleep? [2]

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7/24/04

Webcam Recommendations

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where is my passport?

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7/24/04

First film you saw [2]

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7/24/04

Just for fun!

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7/24/04

4 Tha Ladies

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7/24/04

My keyboard is broke, exclamation point. [2]

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7/24/04

I going to get beer....

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7/24/04

NEWS: Gay Themes and Film Committees

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7/24/04

Hack the Planet!

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Soda Voter

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Fractallica

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DEATH

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7/24/04

WHAT WERE YOU LIKE IN HIGH SCHOOL? [7]

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LilMiSsMOrBiD

LilMiSsMOrBiD

I'm lost
January 2004

JUL 23, 2004 09:14 AM

a package of vegan mac and cheese and there was a live spider in it. Now what do I do.

beaky

beaky

Miami, FL
April 2003

JUL 23, 2004 09:14 AM

I'd hit it!

Dravenraine

dravenraine

USA
November 2003

JUL 23, 2004 09:15 AM

eeek eeek eeek

geekgurl

geekgurl

Philadelphia, PA
June 2003

JUL 23, 2004 09:16 AM

Celebrate! You must have won the super secret prize! *throws streamers in to the air*

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

JUL 23, 2004 09:16 AM

Kill the infidel!

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

JUL 23, 2004 09:18 AM

But is it a vegan spider? eeek

MoralityDies

MoralityDies

Berkeley, CA
October 2003

JUL 23, 2004 09:19 AM

spiders dont count, EAT IT!

Trevallion

Trevallion

Murfreesboro, TN
February 2004

JUL 23, 2004 09:19 AM

go puke

Kayla

Kayla

Dublin, CA
June 2003

JUL 23, 2004 09:20 AM

Was it a tarantula?!

THAT WOULD BE SO COOLOMG

josephene

josephene

Lake Forest, IL
January 2004

JUL 23, 2004 09:24 AM

ummm...throw up! puke

shortchanged

shortchanged

Houston, TX
January 2003

JUL 23, 2004 09:26 AM

i'm all for eating it...

unless of course they advertise a prize in the box, then, well, you found your prize.

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dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

JUL 23, 2004 09:27 AM

LiLMiSsMorBiD said:
a package of vegan mac and cheese and there was a live spider in it. Now what do I do.



Take a photograph of the spider. Send the box and the photograph to the manufacturers, tell them that you used to love their products but your deepseated fear of spiders means that you'll never eat that mac and cheese again. they might send you some vouchers or shit. If you send a comedy letter you tend to get a few more vouchers, I guess working in customer services muct suck and suck hard.

whaa

whaa

I'm lost
November 2003

JUL 23, 2004 09:29 AM

Mmm...protein.

Hrm. Well seeing as you're eating vegan food, you might not want to eat the spider...I suggest that you keep it as a pet. Call him Mac.

Trevallion

Trevallion

Murfreesboro, TN
February 2004

JUL 23, 2004 09:33 AM

demetrius_z said:

LiLMiSsMorBiD said:
a package of vegan mac and cheese and there was a live spider in it. Now what do I do.



Take a photograph of the spider. Send the box and the photograph to the manufacturers, tell them that you used to love their products but your deepseated fear of spiders means that you'll never eat that mac and cheese again. they might send you some vouchers or shit. If you send a comedy letter you tend to get a few more vouchers, I guess working in customer services muct suck and suck hard.



this guy has really great, albeit sleazy ideas. he could be making someone a lot of dirty, underhanded money someday...

MonsValentine

MonsValentine

Dallas, TX
May 2004

JUL 23, 2004 09:43 AM

it's fate should be... death microwave for spider.

n8tvegrl

n8tvegrl

Bend, OR
February 2004

JUL 23, 2004 09:52 AM

Let the poor guy out... spiders are our friends...

Click_Here

Click_Here

Glen Head, NY
October 2002

JUL 23, 2004 09:59 AM

well.....your a vegan, but that spide can add some crunch to it, add some protein to it and you might feel a little calmer or relaxed if he jabs your stomach with his poisen loaded fangs!!!!!!!!!!!!

i would like to see you scratch that spider bite !!!

boggs

boggs

Vancouver, BC
February 2004

JUL 23, 2004 10:01 AM

make mac and cheese and enjoy.

LilMiSsMOrBiD

LilMiSsMOrBiD

I'm lost
January 2004

JUL 23, 2004 10:13 AM

I threw the mac and cheese away and took the spider outside.. unfortunately my cat got ahold of it and ate it.... Now whose gonna bring me over some lunch.

Fu

Fu

Los Angeles, CA
November 2003

JUL 23, 2004 10:16 AM

Make nice with the spider and welcome him to your home ... but make sure your new friend knows he'll be responsible for half of the rent and utilities.

friedbanana

friedbanana

Clayton, CA
April 2003

JUL 23, 2004 10:35 AM

I would never eat again

hypnogogic

hypnogogic

Vancouver, WA
June 2004

JUL 23, 2004 10:36 AM

put the spider in an empty beer bottle and feed him well, when he gets too big to get out of the bottle, take the bottle with the spider in it to the brewery to get a free case of beer. If this works out right, you will be given a job as a quality inspector!

Tiffanylynn

Tiffanylynn

Philadelphia, PA
May 2004

JUL 23, 2004 10:56 AM

take it as sign. smile

SupremePizzaMan

SupremePizzaMan

Seattle, WA
September 2003

JUL 23, 2004 11:00 AM

well you're gonna boil the noodles...It'll be fine.

Kobi

Kobi

Seattle, WA
June 2004

JUL 23, 2004 11:03 AM

Sue

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