Cant sleep

So ask me anything and until I pass out I will consult my Magic Devil Ball for answers to your wildest questions....

wanna help me paint my kitchen table?

Why does my head hurt?

Will you give me copious amounts of money?

Will I ever get over this cold?

can i have a pony?

..clowns will eat you?

Did we put you to sleep already?

hmmm
tempting but Im gonna have to say no....
But can I pee in your toliet?

Come over I'll hit your toe with a hammer and your head wont hurt anymore.

absolutely I want your soul as repayment.

Only if you start wearing clothes again.. remember this isnt a nude camp sweetie...

No Ponys are evil. Im only doing whats best for you.

No.. clowns only eat small children and ponys.

No I was in a trance

Kill her that will learn her, then light your smokes on her charred body.

i was called into work at 6am tomorrow instead of 8am
so now i have to get up at 4.45
but i didn't wake up til 2.30pm today!
how will i ever get to sleep?!?

[Edited on Jul 19, 2004 by SongbirdReleased]

yes you can. don't forget to wash your hands with my Flaming Queen brand soap.

This wasnt in the form of a question if you were on jeopardy I would have to say Im sorry you didnt form this in a question so you loose.

god DAMN it, i was going to say that.


ok, now, why is a raven like a writing desk?

Is that like lava soap that takes off 2 layers of skin with each washing?
cause if thats the case i wanna take a shower with it.

you made me cry. *hates clowns*

there i fixed it