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crazedlunatik

crazedlunatik

Portland, OR
February 2004

JUL 19, 2004 02:24 AM

Yeah cuz If I did you dirty rats would steal my ideas! yeah see
And then you would have my prayer answered for you! Yeah that ain't no good, yeah see, don't any of yas move I gots my eye onthe lot of ya...


or perhaps I should stop watching old gangster flicks...

crazedlunatik

crazedlunatik

Portland, OR
February 2004

JUL 19, 2004 02:24 AM

yeah see... wink

Fstick13

Fstick13

Colorado Springs, CO
April 2003

JUL 19, 2004 02:58 AM

he spoke to me too..he told me to buy more Spaghettios with yummy meatballs, cuz I just ate the last can frown

ReverendBenzo

ReverendBenzo

Savannah, GA
September 2003

JUL 19, 2004 04:52 AM

God hasn't said anything interesting in 2000 years.

delusion

delusion

Santa Barbara, CA
March 2004

JUL 19, 2004 06:11 AM

that wasn't god, that was the milk advisory board. nosy fuckers always pestering me about whether or not i have milk.

TheJuanupsman

TheJuanupsman

Hopkins, MN
April 2004

JUL 19, 2004 06:15 AM

delusion said:
that wasn't god, that was the milk advisory board. nosy fuckers always pestering me about whether or not i have milk.



now see that is what I was gonna miss. A lot. My first laugh of the morning, If you leave I am going to have a lot less of those.

EmilyRocks

emilyrocks

Sacramento, CA
May 2004

JUL 19, 2004 09:20 AM

Escachol said:
god stopped talking to me the day i decided that the world would one day be mine by means of total destruction with a massive penguin army. apparently even god thinks theres no hope for some people.



that is the greatest thing i've heard all day. which granted isn't saying much since it's 9am and i just woke up. but i really don't expect the day to get much better... so that is the best thing i WILL hear all day. yay.

HelloCentral

HelloCentral

Saint Agatha, ME
February 2004

JUL 19, 2004 10:07 AM

ThisAintNoPicnic said:

approachingtheta said:
he told me we're running out of milk.
good job too, because i was planning on having cereal tomorrow. eeek


did he mention me? because, when he talks to me, he mentions you.



yes, he did, in fact.
interesting.

wings

wings

I'm lost
November 2002

JUL 19, 2004 07:04 PM

Annee said:

h34rt4gr4m said:
are you sure it was god and not the metatron? because if you hear gods voice your heart caves in and your head explodes. they went through six adams before they figured that out.

biggrin



It's a bit ironic. Don't you think?



No, it's UNFORTUNATE.

That song lacks any form of irony.

Dogslife

dogslife

Toronto, ON
April 2003

JUL 19, 2004 07:13 PM

DrGonzo2000 said:
God hasn't said anything interesting in 2000 years.



And even then he just went on and on about his dad...

schoolgirl

schoolgirl

Christmas Island
May 2003

JUL 19, 2004 07:21 PM

that was pretty nice of god to remind you. he could have just let you go with out milk in the morning when you really wanted it.

Goob

Goob

Hatboro, PA
March 2004

JUL 19, 2004 11:17 PM

Wait, did he look like this:
?
I think I saw that guy around...

friedbanana105

friedbanana105

Antarctica
November 2003

JUL 19, 2004 11:27 PM

approachingtheta said:

ThisAintNoPicnic said:

approachingtheta said:
he told me we're running out of milk.
good job too, because i was planning on having cereal tomorrow. eeek


did he mention me? because, when he talks to me, he mentions you.


yes, he did, in fact.
interesting.


amazing. did he get to the part about fornication yet?

HelloCentral

HelloCentral

Saint Agatha, ME
February 2004

JUL 19, 2004 11:33 PM

ThisAintNoPicnic said:

approachingtheta said:

ThisAintNoPicnic said:

approachingtheta said:
he told me we're running out of milk.
good job too, because i was planning on having cereal tomorrow. eeek


did he mention me? because, when he talks to me, he mentions you.


yes, he did, in fact.
interesting.


amazing. did he get to the part about fornication yet?



yes. yes, he did.
wanna fulfill a prophecy? tongue

friedbanana105

friedbanana105

Antarctica
November 2003

JUL 20, 2004 12:22 AM

approachingtheta said:

ThisAintNoPicnic said:
amazing. did he get to the part about fornication yet?



yes. yes, he did.
wanna fulfill a prophecy? tongue



OH GOD!

\shocked/

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