god just spoke to me.

he told me we're running out of milk.
good job too, because i was planning on having cereal tomorrow.

God speaks to me all the time. Normally he just complains about the assholes at work...

Blame them.

Your imagining thing, there’s lots of milk here.

gods always there in times of need man ill tell yah

where was he when i ran out of milk?

Weel, sometimes god has to deal with 'Nature's call'. I'm sure he just stepped out for a moment and missed your dairy emergency

You sure it wasn't jonathan davis?

Shit I just read the other thread. You stole my line

Boo ya. In teh fase.

God tells me to burn things, heh.

I will never run out of milk.

he told me that we were chosen as gods hands and that we have to destroy demons.....he will send the three weapons sooon.

i think those weapons are ME. i destroy demons all the time. the fuckers.

hey

what channel does god come in on

cause
im not gettin him

Well quite tying up the line, dammit. I've been trying to get through for 25 years.

The weapons are a black tie, a white hardhat, and 2938762897255 gallons of bug spray.

did he mention me? because, when he talks to me, he mentions you.

fascinating!

are you sure it was god and not the metatron? because if you hear gods voice your heart caves in and your head explodes. they went through six adams before they figured that out.

It's a bit ironic. Don't you think?

haha "i present to you... BUDDY CHRIST!!"

hmmm.....

I think I might be a 'lost sheep'

He never answers when I beckon.

Actually i'm probably not lost he probably (when I wasn't looking) kicked me off a cliff or something.

All I ask for is... hmmm maybe I shouldn't share