Who'd win?

In this corner...

The OOMPA LOOMPAS...

"Doompady-Doo, Bitch!"

...and in this corner...

The LOLLYPOP GUILD...

"We Represent!"

Think and discuss.

I have suffered through many sleepless nights pondering this exact scenario, i would have to give the advantage to the OOMPA LOOMPA's......just because they far out number the Lollipop Guild.


......either way, its not gonna be a pretty sight.

resitform Bodies!

the lollipop guild, they look way tougher

Wanka is an inventor, he would make sure the loompas won the battle.

The wankanator...

Trust me, that Lollipop Guild can kick some ass.

the Lollipop Guild looks like some irish footbal hooligans.... they gotta have some pipes and crowbars stashed in those outfits somewhere

[Edited on Jul 18, 2004 by ChezGeek]

in a one on one battle a lollipop guildsman would dominate an oompa lommpa.... however in an evenly numbered match between the group i'd put my money on the oompa loompas. but then again the guild sounds unionized... the oompa loompas are probably much better, harder workers more efficient (modern day german workforce) and all... but the lollipop guild may just organize better, possibly cheat and do anything to win (american unions)

oompa Loompas, they're very fexible and just being in there presence has phychedelic properties

Definitely Loompas. They do backflips and shit.

I heard that that there is going to be a showdown in the new willy wonka.

Not only will the oompa loompas win, they'll sing an obnoxious song about it.

The oompa loompas in the original book came from the deepest heart of darkest africe or something like that (the movie changed it to skirt the slavery thing) but that said, the oompas would kick the bejeezuz out of the lollipoppers

Oompa Loompas -- going by those pictures it would be 4 vs. 3.

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get if you mouth off to me?
A pain in the ass and a kick in the teeth.
Why don't you try simply running away?
Or you're gonna die if you stay.

You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no sympathy

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you're not fast you won't get far
You'll get your ass kicked
By the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do

[Edited on Jul 18, 2004 by Sen]

The Oompa lumpas would drown the lollipop guild in that chocolate river thingy, but the lollipop guild could really make a mess of the Oompa lumpas with those yellow bricks

[Edited on Jul 18, 2004 by germ13]

Loompas, no doubt

The Ooma Lumpas are blatantly trained to defend the factory above all else, using fatal force if necessary. Look how they move during the dances- you're telling me that quiet confidence and precision isn't YEARS of martial arts training? Final result: you'd be lucky if you found the Lollipop Guilds' bodies.

I never thought I could be as torn as I feel right now...

The Oompa Lumpas looked like they are all highed up and stuff, I think they are just down for a good time.
The Loly Pop Kids, on the other hand, look like they are some trashers though and the only reason that they go out is to kick some ass.

Bottome line...the loly pop kids.

Children versus adult midgets? Come on. You clearly have to give it up for experience here.

As much as I'd LOVE to say the Oompa Loompas, the Lollypop Guild looks much more ready for a fight.

My question is, who'd win a dance-off?

The OOMPAS all the way