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Nocturnus

Nocturnus

Moberly, MO
January 2003

JUL 18, 2004 02:18 AM

In this corner...

The OOMPA LOOMPAS...

"Doompady-Doo, Bitch!"

...and in this corner...

The LOLLYPOP GUILD...

"We Represent!"

Think and discuss.

SevenMag

SevenMag

Blue Springs, MO
June 2003

JUL 18, 2004 02:25 AM

I have suffered through many sleepless nights pondering this exact scenario, i would have to give the advantage to the OOMPA LOOMPA's......just because they far out number the Lollipop Guild.


......either way, its not gonna be a pretty sight.

Blacktieknife

Blacktieknife

Huntington Beach, CA
June 2004

JUL 18, 2004 02:33 AM

resitform Bodies!

BAM_BAM

BAM_BAM

Woodbury, NJ
June 2004

JUL 18, 2004 04:14 AM

the lollipop guild, they look way tougher EL SUICIDO LOCO

Nebelhex

Nebelhex

I'm lost
May 2004

JUL 18, 2004 04:16 AM

Wanka is an inventor, he would make sure the loompas won the battle.

The wankanator...

Kestrel

Kestrel

Austin, TX
July 2003

JUL 18, 2004 04:18 AM

Trust me, that Lollipop Guild can kick some ass.

ChezGeek

ChezGeek

Port Orchard, WA
January 2004

JUL 18, 2004 04:55 AM

the Lollipop Guild looks like some irish footbal hooligans.... they gotta have some pipes and crowbars stashed in those outfits somewhere

[Edited on Jul 18, 2004 by ChezGeek]

Caz

Caz

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

JUL 18, 2004 06:04 AM

altho the lollypop guild have a much tougher persona, i got a feeling the umpa lumpa's are slippery buggers, and given half the chance to imagine theie opposition are the slave driving Willy Wonker, will tear the Lollypop guild to shreds!

Go umpa Lumpa's!
Bah wish Nadine saw this thread, she does love her midgit action!

Flannery

Flannery

Havertown, PA
March 2004

JUL 18, 2004 07:34 AM

in a one on one battle a lollipop guildsman would dominate an oompa lommpa.... however in an evenly numbered match between the group i'd put my money on the oompa loompas. but then again the guild sounds unionized... the oompa loompas are probably much better, harder workers more efficient (modern day german workforce) and all... but the lollipop guild may just organize better, possibly cheat and do anything to win (american unions)

Nadine

Nadine

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

JUL 18, 2004 07:43 AM

eeek yay!!! biggrin

dude, no question the umpa lumpa's would kick butt!!

dialysis

dialysis

Seattle, WA
June 2004

JUL 18, 2004 07:59 AM

oompa Loompas, they're very fexible and just being in there presence has phychedelic properties surreal surreal surreal

gutterman

gutterman

Austin, TX
August 2003

JUL 18, 2004 08:18 AM

Definitely Loompas. They do backflips and shit.

Poser

Poser

Tampa, FL
May 2003

JUL 18, 2004 08:23 AM

I heard that that there is going to be a showdown in the new willy wonka.

scarydoll

scarydoll

Trenton, NJ
January 2004

JUL 18, 2004 08:24 AM

Not only will the oompa loompas win, they'll sing an obnoxious song about it.

Manchester_Black

Manchester_Black

Edmonton, AB
March 2004

JUL 18, 2004 08:27 AM

The oompa loompas in the original book came from the deepest heart of darkest africe or something like that (the movie changed it to skirt the slavery thing) but that said, the oompas would kick the bejeezuz out of the lollipoppers

illstabyou

illstabyou

Brooklyn, NY
March 2004

JUL 18, 2004 08:32 AM

Oompa Loompas -- going by those pictures it would be 4 vs. 3.

Sen

Sen

USA
January 2004

JUL 18, 2004 08:35 AM

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get if you mouth off to me?
A pain in the ass and a kick in the teeth.
Why don't you try simply running away?
Or you're gonna die if you stay.

You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no sympathy

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you're not fast you won't get far
You'll get your ass kicked
By the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do

[Edited on Jul 18, 2004 by Sen]

germ13

germ13

United Kingdom
September 2003

JUL 18, 2004 09:37 AM

The Oompa lumpas would drown the lollipop guild in that chocolate river thingy, but the lollipop guild could really make a mess of the Oompa lumpas with those yellow bricks confused

[Edited on Jul 18, 2004 by germ13]

HALCY0N

HALCY0N

Quitman, MS
June 2004

JUL 18, 2004 12:57 PM

Loompas, no doubt biggrin

JohnnyForeigner

JohnnyForeigner

United Kingdom
July 2003

JUL 18, 2004 01:08 PM

The Ooma Lumpas are blatantly trained to defend the factory above all else, using fatal force if necessary. Look how they move during the dances- you're telling me that quiet confidence and precision isn't YEARS of martial arts training? Final result: you'd be lucky if you found the Lollipop Guilds' bodies.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

JUL 18, 2004 01:11 PM

I never thought I could be as torn as I feel right now...

longblackbangs

longblackbangs

San Francisco, CA
July 2003

JUL 18, 2004 01:18 PM

The Oompa Lumpas looked like they are all highed up and stuff, I think they are just down for a good time.
The Loly Pop Kids, on the other hand, look like they are some trashers though and the only reason that they go out is to kick some ass.

Bottome line...the loly pop kids.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JUL 18, 2004 01:22 PM

Children versus adult midgets? Come on. You clearly have to give it up for experience here.

TheInsomniac

TheInsomniac

Washington, DC
October 2003

JUL 18, 2004 01:23 PM

As much as I'd LOVE to say the Oompa Loompas, the Lollypop Guild looks much more ready for a fight.

My question is, who'd win a dance-off?

beaky

beaky

Miami, FL
April 2003

JUL 18, 2004 01:24 PM

The OOMPAS all the way

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