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Trevallion

Trevallion

Murfreesboro, TN
February 2004

JUL 18, 2004 02:28 PM

kiddo said:

Trevallion said:
I like the part where Jack Black throws his dog in the river and goes that's how I roll man.



Uh, the dog was punted into the river!!! Not thrown!



yeah yeah whatever....tongue

Lenny007

Lenny007

United Kingdom
May 2003

JUL 18, 2004 04:23 PM

"I think I was in love once."
"Really, what was her name?"
"I don't remember!"
"That's not a good start, but keep going."
"She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways never to see each other again."
"I'm pretty sure that's not love."
"DAMNIT!"

"You sound like a gay!"

"I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogony!"

[Edited on Jul 18, 2004 by Lenny007]

Alisa

Alisa

SUICIDEGIRL

Ohio, USA

JUL 18, 2004 06:31 PM

JohnClement

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD
January 2004

JUL 18, 2004 07:15 PM

Frog said:
ah, it smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.



Judd Apatow!!

Skeksi

Skeksi

Chicago, IL
December 2003

JUL 18, 2004 07:47 PM

"i don't know how to put this but... i'm kind of a big deal"

tomahto

tomahto

San Bruno, CA
June 2003

JUL 19, 2004 12:15 AM

On my journey I met one of your kind. His name was Kowato-jo. We became friends.
Kowato-jo is my cousin. Go in peace.

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003
egon

egon

Las Vegas, NV
July 2003

JUL 19, 2004 07:36 PM

" i love scotch. scotchy scotchy scotch"

burstandbloom

burstandbloom

New Orleans, LA
February 2004

JUL 19, 2004 11:07 PM

Milk was a bad choice

battlin_albright

battlin_albright

Dayton, OH
June 2004

JUL 19, 2004 11:22 PM

"The Germans discovered it in 1904, and they called it 'San Diego,' which in German means 'whale's vagina.'"

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