YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS BIZZARE STORY!

its fucking wierd!!!




so 5 months ago im coming home from work and i notice that my neighbors are throwing a brand new dvd player away. it was sitting out with the rest of thier undesired household items(blankets, shoes, small appliances). i was under the impression that they were moving or someone in the house was moving. the dvd player was brand new, it still had the protectice plastic on the display.
i had no use for the machine, so i stored it for the time being.
SO last night i broke out the player because i needed a machine to play a few mp3 cd's.....but when i open the player theres already a cd in the tray. i lay it aside and tell myself to loook it up when i get home from work.



so, after work i decide to look at the dvd which was ametuer porn. and on the dvd was an old (casual) friend that i havent seen in about a year! i never dated her or anything but we did hang out a few times, and i found the dvd in the same city, and in the same 1 mile radius of her. wierdness!!!!

I found a penny the other day

so the amatuer porn was done by your neighbors?
Little confused about that...

Either way, keep it.
Who knows when you'll need to blackmail someone or for something to show to friends...


or to masturbate to.



[Edited on Jul 16, 2004 by One_Pure_Thought]

I'm sorry man, I just do not believe your bizarre story.

I prefer to believe that someone has had the fortune of living that "free-porn" dream. Throw away your skepticism and believe in the dream!!

oh, you better bet i believe it alright.

i'm sorry, but this is just a really, really good response.

no no no, the first girl featured in the porn was someone i knew.

and free porn happens all the time, like the one time i walked upon a whole box of blank vhs tapes, turns out they were all bad 80's porn.
or finding random boxes of old jerk rags. it happens to me all the time. then again i find other non-porn stuff all the time, like the box full of classic literature i found a year back.


i dont think its that hard to believe. its just strange.

When I was at achool, some friends and I found a shopping bag full of porn mags and started renting them out at school. We soon got busted, and let me tell you, my mum was not happy about signing a detention slip for "distributing pornography"