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artinsomnia

artinsomnia

I'm lost
January 2004

JUL 16, 2004 12:30 PM

its fucking wierd!!!




so 5 months ago im coming home from work and i notice that my neighbors are throwing a brand new dvd player away. it was sitting out with the rest of thier undesired household items(blankets, shoes, small appliances). i was under the impression that they were moving or someone in the house was moving. the dvd player was brand new, it still had the protectice plastic on the display.
i had no use for the machine, so i stored it for the time being.
SO last night i broke out the player because i needed a machine to play a few mp3 cd's.....but when i open the player theres already a cd in the tray. i lay it aside and tell myself to loook it up when i get home from work.



so, after work i decide to look at the dvd which was ametuer porn. and on the dvd was an old (casual) friend that i havent seen in about a year! i never dated her or anything but we did hang out a few times, and i found the dvd in the same city, and in the same 1 mile radius of her. wierdness!!!!

Oracle

Oracle

Courtenay, BC
September 2003

JUL 16, 2004 12:54 PM

I found a penny the other day

One_Pure_Thought

One_Pure_Thought

East Greenwich, RI
October 2003

JUL 16, 2004 01:26 PM

so the amatuer porn was done by your neighbors?
Little confused about that...

Either way, keep it.
Who knows when you'll need to blackmail someone or for something to show to friends...


or to masturbate to.



[Edited on Jul 16, 2004 by One_Pure_Thought]

turin

turin

Denver, CO
October 2003

JUL 16, 2004 02:09 PM

I'm sorry man, I just do not believe your bizarre story.

inkncarrots

inkncarrots

San Diego, CA
March 2004

JUL 16, 2004 02:48 PM

I prefer to believe that someone has had the fortune of living that "free-porn" dream. Throw away your skepticism and believe in the dream!! wink

PumpkinEater

PumpkinEater

Brooklyn, NY
May 2004

JUL 16, 2004 02:57 PM

oh, you better bet i believe it alright.

HelloCentral

HelloCentral

Saint Agatha, ME
February 2004

JUL 16, 2004 03:30 PM

Oracle said:
I found a penny the other day



i'm sorry, but this is just a really, really good response. tongue

artinsomnia

artinsomnia

I'm lost
January 2004

JUL 16, 2004 05:51 PM

no no no, the first girl featured in the porn was someone i knew.

and free porn happens all the time, like the one time i walked upon a whole box of blank vhs tapes, turns out they were all bad 80's porn.
or finding random boxes of old jerk rags. it happens to me all the time. then again i find other non-porn stuff all the time, like the box full of classic literature i found a year back.


i dont think its that hard to believe. its just strange.

Gwendolyn

Gwendolyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Indiana, USA

JUL 16, 2004 05:59 PM

artinsomnia said:
like the one time i walked upon a whole box of blank vhs tapes, turns out they were all bad 80's porn. or finding random boxes of old jerk rags. it happens to me all the time.



Do you hang out in a lot of alleys behind porno theaters? eeek

I believe your story, but only because I don't see why you would make it up.

a548456

a548456

United Kingdom
OLD SKOOL

JUL 16, 2004 06:48 PM

When I was at achool, some friends and I found a shopping bag full of porn mags and started renting them out at school. We soon got busted, and let me tell you, my mum was not happy about signing a detention slip for "distributing pornography" blackeyed