When i go to the movies...

i take my shoes off. i don't want to touch the dirty floor, so i rest my feet on top of them. when the movie is over i put them back on. and i throw my trash away on my way out.

i sit in the last seat from the end if i'm with friends so i dont have to sit next to someone i know

once this guy game in alone and he fell asleep next to me, theres no way to avoid some things, is there...

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Middle. Not front to back. But, side to side.

I smuggle in a bottle of water and a box of candy.

Usually, I bring a hoodie. As it is a million degrees outside and usually wear shorts and a T. The A/C in the theaters is always cranked to freezing.

I movies.

so its YOUR feet i always smell in the theatres....

I sit way in the very back, either in the middle or on the side so no one is in front of me. The theatre I go to has stadium seating. I get a frozen coke when I can.

i fidget in the seat alot. and i usually put my feet up on the chairs.

i kill people who clap

When I go to the movies and the actors go underwater I hold my breath to test for accuracy. Yes, I know I'm a weirdo.

The first thing I check for are the emergency exits...


Yeah I'm a bit paranoid

I feel like I can't breath during underwater scenes or scenes in closed-in spaces (Kill Bill Vol. 2) so I look away.

When theatres have seats with armrests that fold up, I bring a pillow and a teddy bear, and take up four seats.

And wear one of those stocking caps with the little fuzzy ball at the end.

And pajamas.

i sit where no one can sit behind me. if i don't, i always get the stupid assholes who like to kick the shit out of my seat and talk way too loud.

ya I do that and look at everyone walking in as potential mass murderers...then I sit (if I can) so that no one is directly behind me - it doesn't have to be the back of the room just in an open area...

i try my best to not 'clank' around the 6 pack of coronas i have in my pants.
its hard, but then again, im an expert.

I love this idea and may very well start doing it.

I sit in the front row and rest my feet on the railing. I hiss at people that clap.

And my friend and I laugh hysterically loud during the previews and the movie (the funny parts anyway). I mean VERY loud.

As hot as it is in Florida in the summer, all the theatres are fucking freezing. You sweat outside walking from the parking lot, but inside, it is frigid.

I laugh really hard all the time anyway, and in the movies it's even louder. i talk during the quit moments and the only thing worse than cell phones beepers crying kids and peopel talking constantly are the people who keep complaining about the noise the entire time. Oh yeah and those little teen kids that were just dropped off by there parents.
i love cold theaters

I eat handfuls of dehydrated onions and stink up the joint.

When I go to the movies I sit as far away from the homeless guys who got enought change to afford a ticket and a 40oz.
Nothing like the smell of piss and beer at the movies.

My brother and I always put coats two seats to the side of each of us. No one ever sits next to us. If they ask if they are saved we say yes. Yes they are.

i make sure no one sits near me and i have the tendency to put my feet up on the chair in front of me or else sit cross legged..... and i refuse to pee during a movie!!!