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Christopher

Christopher

Portland, OR
November 2002

JUL 15, 2004 05:00 AM

German social psychologists have found that when blond women perform intelligence tests after they have read a “dumb blond” joke they significantly take longer to complete the test.

Some 80 women of various hair colors were tested on their mental capacity to work quickly and precisely in a series of psychometric tests. Before sitting the tests, half the participants had to read "dumb blonde" jokes, such as:

"Why do blondes open yogurt pots while still at the supermarket? -- Because it says 'Open Here' on the lid."

"No blonde woman believes she is stupid," said Jens Foerster a social psychologist from the International University Bremen in northern Germany on Wednesday.
"But after exposure to negative social-stereotypes about them, the fair-haired participants performed significantly more slowly in the tests."

While it is unfortunate that people are creating studies that test the negative consequences of “dumb blonde” jokes, it is interesting to see that the perpetuation of a stereotype reinforces the stereotype itself.

Mnemesis

Mnemesis

Japan
June 2004

JUL 15, 2004 05:36 AM

soooo. . .blonde study in germany. . .
hmmmmm. . .
anyone see any wierdness there?

Jaklyn

Jaklyn

Toronto, ON
January 2004

JUL 15, 2004 05:54 AM

"performed significantly more slowly in the tests."

more slowly? is this woman blonde, too?

feyd

feyd

Albuquerque, NM
January 2003

JUL 15, 2004 06:34 AM

I think this would go for anybody, any time. Expose yourself to a significant amount of negative stimuli about yourself and you will perform slightly worse on a test.

Way to go science guys. We now know blonde jokes effect blondes. Still no cure for cancer, though . . .

rac1977

rac1977

United Kingdom
October 2003

JUL 15, 2004 06:51 AM

are we talking natural or bleached blondes though?

wrnits

wrnits

Montreal, QC
June 2003

JUL 15, 2004 10:43 AM

They should have said the same jokes to brunettes and tested thme, as well. My theory is that such jokes make everyone dumber.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

JUL 15, 2004 10:50 AM

This study proves nothing to me excpet that the scientific community of the world has their priorities really fucked up.

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

JUL 15, 2004 11:59 AM

limonaid said:
"performed significantly more slowly in the tests."

more slowly? is this woman blonde, too?



Grammar police finds no problem with this, so are you asking if they all performed slowly in the first place?

So, if they worked more slowly does that mean they got lower scores?

lamdalamdalamda

lamdalamdalamda

Chicago, IL
February 2003

JUL 15, 2004 12:13 PM

Al said:
So, if they worked more slowly does that mean they got lower scores?


i think that they said that blondes get told blond jokes before the test go slower deliberately, to make sure that they have the right answer.

Skryche

skryche

New York, NY
January 2003

JUL 15, 2004 12:47 PM

Does anybody know any jokes stereotyping me as being good in bed?

[Edited on Jul 15, 2004 12:47PM]

TheAngus

theangus

Raleigh, NC
January 2004

JUL 15, 2004 12:48 PM

the grammar is so fucked up in this one. tongue

1Aura1

1Aura1

Milwaukee, WI
March 2004

JUL 15, 2004 01:08 PM

Wait let me get this right the blonde haired blue eyed germans just declared half thier population is stupid confused

[Edited on Jul 15, 2004 1:08PM]

Zoop

Zoop

Sun Prairie, WI
March 2004

JUL 15, 2004 02:24 PM

Sooooo, how 'bout that cure for AIDS, huh?

Jaklyn

Jaklyn

Toronto, ON
January 2004

JUL 15, 2004 04:46 PM

Al said:

limonaid said:
"performed significantly more slowly in the tests."

more slowly? is this woman blonde, too?



Grammar police finds no problem with this, so are you asking if they all performed slowly in the first place?

So, if they worked more slowly does that mean they got lower scores?



wel, i meant "more slowly" should be "slower," but i could be wrong?

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

JUL 15, 2004 04:53 PM

But "slower" cannot modify "performed". "Performed" is a verb and must be modified with an adverb (i.e. "slowly").

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

JUL 15, 2004 04:54 PM

ProfZoom said:
Sooooo, how 'bout that cure for AIDS, huh?



From the guy posting messages on a pr0n site?

MetaTag

MetaTag

United Kingdom
September 2002

JUL 15, 2004 08:28 PM

In about 200 years there will be almost no natural blondes left. So, if you like dumb blondes, fill yer boots up now.

s5

s5

STAFF

San Francisco, CA

JUL 16, 2004 01:58 AM

limonaid said:
wel, i meant "more slowly" should be "slower," but i could be wrong?



"slower" is an adjective; "more slowly" is the adverb form. so, it is correct as written.

DrStinkypants

DrStinkypants

Saint Paul, MN
October 2002

JUL 16, 2004 02:17 AM

maybe they just are dumber. perhaps they scored lower because they were spending so much time trying to get the joke
OH! zing

humberthumbert

humberthumbert

HOPEFUL

Greenland

JUL 16, 2004 02:44 AM

MetaTag said:
In about 200 years there will be almost no natural blondes left. So, if you like dumb blondes, fill yer boots up now.



how will i fulfill my penchant for blondes? oh, i'll be dead.

blondes perform more slowlier and more hotlier.

Geeva

Geeva

SUICIDEGIRL

Romania

JUL 16, 2004 04:19 PM

I was dumber when I was blonde.
I was dumb to be blonde in the first place. Looks like shit on me.

SurfBetty

SurfBetty

Atlantic Beach, FL
December 2003

JUL 16, 2004 04:22 PM

that is just gay...... whatever



edited to say: yeah...lets knock your self esteem down a few pegs and then quiz ya....

[Edited on Jul 16, 2004 by SurfBetty]