Piss off your co-workers

that rules.

that rules.

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOUBLE POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

[Edited on Jul 14, 2004 by approachingtheta]

Then of course you get this one

Interesting, except I just wouldn't have the patience to do all that.

that's awesome

Yeah. Really just glue everything to his desk

Impressive

my boss HATES post its. we can't order them. so I use what was so aptly named by my coworker, ghetto post it notes. paper and tape. this may take more effort for me.

I just cough on people's keyboards when they've gone for the day.

fanfuckingtabulass!!!

rofl. i'm so doing that when i find another job. it'll be like i left my mark around the office, in the form of post-its.

Thats kinda what my office looks like...



Between my post-it problem and the Bob Dylan I play in my office, I think they already avoid my end of the office as much as possible.

Like moderating Dirty Talk?

Hence the face.

Not as bad as leaving a salmon underneath my keyboard over the weekend like my co-workers like to do every chance they get.

That is something I could see Tim doing to Gareth on "the Office".

I dunno, it just popped in my head.

that's funny.

i had a guy take one of my tool boxes and put it in the rafters/cat-walk in our hanger. so i proceeded to put zerk fittings on his roll away tool box, this thing is f'in huge and then pumped it full of black grease. he hasn't touched my tools since.

I saw a list of funny things to do to your coworkers on the web once, but I'm too lazy to look for it. One of the things I remember seeing was, if you can take the mouthpiece to your coworkers phone off, do it, put tape over the speaker, and put it back together. Then a few days later when he gets used to speaking really loudly, switch them.

Another good thing that I've done is got the server admin guy to set someone's account to where whenever they recieve an email play the crank yankers "yaaaay! I got mail!".

You can do a lot of nasty and fun things if your workplace uses a microsoft outlook intranet email server, like set up an auto response with a nasty picture every time someone specific sends you an email.

Obviously I don't get a lot of work done.

\m/

that's sounds like lining a guy's hard hat with thread dope...that shit takes weeks to scrub off. heh.

At my old job, we did that with post it notes once, but we took it to another level, we wrote what each item was that the post it note was on., and we even taged stuff in the refrigerator too!!!


the boss was really pissed off, not that we did it, he thought it was funny, but that we wrote ont he post-its, and he couldnt re-use them

< runs to desk to get office depot card >