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germ13

germ13

United Kingdom
September 2003

JUL 14, 2004 09:01 PM

eeek

HelloCentral

HelloCentral

Saint Agatha, ME
February 2004

JUL 14, 2004 09:03 PM

that rules.

HelloCentral

HelloCentral

Saint Agatha, ME
February 2004

JUL 14, 2004 09:03 PM

that rules.

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOUBLE POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

[Edited on Jul 14, 2004 by approachingtheta]

germ13

germ13

United Kingdom
September 2003

JUL 14, 2004 09:05 PM

Then of course you get this one
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Peggy

Peggy

HOPEFUL

Mckeesport, PA

JUL 14, 2004 09:07 PM

Interesting, except I just wouldn't have the patience to do all that.

sweetbuns

sweetbuns

Jersey City, NJ
March 2004

JUL 14, 2004 09:11 PM

that's awesome biggrin

Kosomot

kosomot

Pompano Beach, FL
November 2003

JUL 14, 2004 09:12 PM

Rania said:
Interesting, except I just wouldn't have the patience to do all that.


Yeah. Really just glue everything to his desk surreal

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

JUL 14, 2004 09:12 PM

Impressive

schoolgirl

schoolgirl

Christmas Island
May 2003

JUL 14, 2004 09:12 PM

my boss HATES post its. we can't order them. so I use what was so aptly named by my coworker, ghetto post it notes. paper and tape. this may take more effort for me. wink

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JUL 14, 2004 09:14 PM

I just cough on people's keyboards when they've gone for the day.

scotty_bane

scotty_bane

Fort Worth, TX
February 2004

JUL 14, 2004 09:14 PM

fanfuckingtabulass!!!

porcelainheart

porcelainheart

Lafayette, LA
February 2004

JUL 14, 2004 09:34 PM

rofl. i'm so doing that when i find another job. it'll be like i left my mark around the office, in the form of post-its.

palindrome

palindrome

Portland, OR
February 2003

JUL 14, 2004 09:36 PM

Thats kinda what my office looks like...

whatever

Between my post-it problem and the Bob Dylan I play in my office, I think they already avoid my end of the office as much as possible.

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

JUL 14, 2004 09:45 PM

I usually just try to get all the work done and leave as soon as possible for more enjoyable things.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JUL 14, 2004 09:46 PM

Clara said:
I usually just try to get all the work done and leave as soon as possible for more enjoyable things.


Like moderating Dirty Talk? wink

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

JUL 14, 2004 09:53 PM

MisterSatan said:
Like moderating Dirty Talk? wink


No, that falls into the "work" category.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JUL 14, 2004 09:55 PM

Hence the wink face.

reacher

reacher

USA
March 2004

JUL 14, 2004 10:01 PM

Not as bad as leaving a salmon underneath my keyboard over the weekend like my co-workers like to do every chance they get. mad

CaptSparrow

CaptSparrow

Lexington, NC
April 2004

JUL 14, 2004 10:08 PM

That is something I could see Tim doing to Gareth on "the Office".

I dunno, it just popped in my head.

Alkaholic23

Alkaholic23

Boston, MA
January 2004

JUL 14, 2004 10:15 PM

that's funny.

i had a guy take one of my tool boxes and put it in the rafters/cat-walk in our hanger. so i proceeded to put zerk fittings on his roll away tool box, this thing is f'in huge and then pumped it full of black grease. he hasn't touched my tools since.

Trevallion

Trevallion

Murfreesboro, TN
February 2004

JUL 14, 2004 10:33 PM

I saw a list of funny things to do to your coworkers on the web once, but I'm too lazy to look for it. One of the things I remember seeing was, if you can take the mouthpiece to your coworkers phone off, do it, put tape over the speaker, and put it back together. Then a few days later when he gets used to speaking really loudly, switch them.

Another good thing that I've done is got the server admin guy to set someone's account to where whenever they recieve an email play the crank yankers "yaaaay! I got mail!".

You can do a lot of nasty and fun things if your workplace uses a microsoft outlook intranet email server, like set up an auto response with a nasty picture every time someone specific sends you an email.

Obviously I don't get a lot of work done. wink

leavemehere

leavemehere

San Diego, CA
December 2002

JUL 15, 2004 12:56 AM

Xixax said:
Thats brilliant. My boss will hate that so much more then when I switch his favorite playlist (jazz) to hardcore



\m/

dire_romantic

dire_romantic

Edmonton, AB
May 2004

JUL 15, 2004 01:00 AM

alkaholic23 said:
that's funny.

i had a guy take one of my tool boxes and put it in the rafters/cat-walk in our hanger. so i proceeded to put zerk fittings on his roll away tool box, this thing is f'in huge and then pumped it full of black grease. he hasn't touched my tools since.



that's sounds like lining a guy's hard hat with thread dope...that shit takes weeks to scrub off. heh.

Click_Here

Click_Here

Glen Head, NY
October 2002

JUL 15, 2004 10:05 AM

At my old job, we did that with post it notes once, but we took it to another level, we wrote what each item was that the post it note was on., and we even taged stuff in the refrigerator too!!!


the boss was really pissed off, not that we did it, he thought it was funny, but that we wrote ont he post-its, and he couldnt re-use them

VivaDeath

VivaDeath

Jacksonville, FL
October 2003

JUL 15, 2004 10:12 AM

< runs to desk to get office depot card >

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