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MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JUL 14, 2004 09:15 PM

Trevallion said:
Does this mean that I can get cliffnotes for a bottle of tequila?


Sure, I can handle this.

You + Booze = Cop Car

You + Tequila = You Driving Cop Car

Any questions?

Trevallion

Trevallion

Murfreesboro, TN
February 2004

JUL 14, 2004 09:21 PM

MisterSatan said:

Trevallion said:
Does this mean that I can get cliffnotes for a bottle of tequila?


Sure, I can handle this.

You + Booze = Cop Car

You + Tequila = You Driving Cop Car

Any questions?



Wow, you just saved me 20 bucks and a trip to the police station. Thanks, man!

schoolgirl

schoolgirl

Christmas Island
May 2003

JUL 14, 2004 09:31 PM

I wanna do both now. damn, no beer and I gave my favorite books to someone to borrow.

romeokalewood

romeokalewood

Tampa, FL
March 2003

JUL 14, 2004 09:40 PM

Thanks to all of you for the comments. funny shit. it's still true though. It's fucking official.
also: DUI's are the new book burings.

Nixon

Nixon

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 14, 2004 09:43 PM

And here I thought drinking was the new breathing.

Trevallion

Trevallion

Murfreesboro, TN
February 2004

JUL 14, 2004 09:44 PM

Nixon said:
And here I thought drinking was the new breathing.



Oh my god that was soooo last summer.

DrStinkypants

DrStinkypants

Saint Paul, MN
October 2002

JUL 14, 2004 09:51 PM

MisterSatan said:
Well, I'm off to the "library", to "read" a lot and flirt with "librarians", and possibly "soil myself in public".



ahahaha
thats it, he wins. close the thread.

NoFi

NoFi

Redondo Beach, CA
February 2004

JUL 14, 2004 09:56 PM

i sometimes read and drink at the same time.

do i have a problem?

"I don't know a damn thing about my liver." -Notes From the Underground by Dostoyevsky

"I don't think anybody but a drunk can understand the terrible the horrible horrible BLUES!!! a hangover can bring." -charles bukowski

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

JUL 14, 2004 10:00 PM

"I drink to make other people more interesting" -anonymous

Conversely I read because it is interesting.

romeokalewood

romeokalewood

Tampa, FL
March 2003

JUL 14, 2004 10:09 PM

drinking in chain resteraunts is the new buying a book at the gocery store.

romeokalewood

romeokalewood

Tampa, FL
March 2003

JUL 14, 2004 10:11 PM

Nixon said:
And here I thought drinking was the new breathing.



no sweetie. Vomiting is the new breathing. thanks for playing.

NimChimpsky

NimChimpsky

Oakland, CA
March 2004

JUL 14, 2004 10:15 PM

Are drinking and literature supposed to be different?

to quote Wilde: one shouldn't mind that all poets are drunks, but that all drunks are not poets.

crazydasaint

crazydasaint

Washington, DC
OLD SKOOL

JUL 15, 2004 03:05 AM

Fleur said:
I read almost a book a day.

But Im a nerd.

I also drink everyday too...hmm



Gotta watch the drunk reading, you could swerve into a margin, pass out, and drool all over the page until the ink runs.

HyenaHell

hyenahell

I'm lost
April 2003

JUL 15, 2004 03:21 AM

yes! our day has come! biggrin

this made me laugh out loud for the first time... in a loooong time.

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