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NEWS: Man Jail After Shooting His Balls Off [2]

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philz

Sweden

August 2003

JUL 13, 2004 08:20 PM

CULTURE: Man in Jail After Shooting His Balls Off

Never mind getting legless after a few pints at the pub, this dude ended up a bit worse for wear:

A South Yorkshire man who shot himself in the testicles with a shotgun has been jailed for five years.
David Walker, 28, from The Crescent, Dinnington, had drunk 15 pints of lager when he accidentally discharged the gun that was stuffed down his trousers.

Ouch. I don't know what would hurt more: the gunshot or the embarrassment!

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

JUL 13, 2004 08:29 PM

Call me crazy, phil, but I'm guessing the gunshot.

Oracle

Courtenay, BC

September 2003

JUL 13, 2004 08:32 PM

okay he got jailed? wouldn't him having his balls shot off be punishment enough?

MarginWalker2002

San Diego, CA

April 2004

JUL 13, 2004 08:33 PM

They take firearms perty perty seriously over England way... Lost balls or not.

leola76

Toronto, ON

May 2003

JUL 13, 2004 08:37 PM

Poor bastard, I think he's learned his lesson.

Dr_Zoidberg

Raymore, MO

June 2004

JUL 13, 2004 08:38 PM

Lorana Bobbit strikes again! only on his balls...

Lain

Astoria, NY

April 2004

JUL 13, 2004 08:40 PM

definately the idea that your balls are gone for ever! man that would suck.

NoPantsDave

Cincinnati, OH

OLD SKOOL

JUL 13, 2004 09:05 PM

What the hell was he doing with a shotgun down his pants?

RECKONING

Reno, NV

April 2003

JUL 13, 2004 10:07 PM

we can only hope he doesnt have kids.

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA

September 2003

JUL 13, 2004 10:07 PM

MarginWalker2002 said:
They take firearms perty perty seriously over England way... Lost balls or not.

EVERY SPERM COUNTS

googused

Portland, OR

OLD SKOOL

JUL 13, 2004 10:27 PM

I think it's funny that this is posted under "Culture"

ChezGeek

Port Orchard, WA

January 2004

JUL 13, 2004 10:31 PM

every sperm is beautifuuuulllll... in its own waaaaaayyyy.....

MarginWalker2002

San Diego, CA

April 2004

JUL 13, 2004 10:32 PM

ChezGeek said:
every sperm is beautifuuuulllll... in its own waaaaaayyyy.....

Beat me to the punch...

Zoop

Sun Prairie, WI

March 2004

JUL 13, 2004 10:38 PM

**writhes uncomfortably**

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

JUL 13, 2004 11:57 PM

MisterSatan said:
Call me crazy, phil, but I'm guessing the gunshot.

Stan, you know how to make me giggle.

Max16Characters

Korea, Republic Of

March 2003

JUL 14, 2004 12:08 AM

15 pints? Pussy.

MarginWalker2002

San Diego, CA

April 2004

JUL 14, 2004 12:09 AM

Max16Characters said:
15 pints? Pussy.

Hey, 15 pints and still managed to shoot something the size of a grape! Give the guy some credit.

SevenMag

Blue Springs, MO

June 2003

JUL 14, 2004 12:12 AM

15 pints?,......if i wated to go drinkin like that, id call my little sister

Gerry_D

Los Angeles, CA

May 2003

JUL 14, 2004 01:09 AM

Yay for Darwin! Yay!

Charlie_Stars

USA

OLD SKOOL

JUL 14, 2004 03:05 AM

15 pints = 20 12 ounce beers, plus keep in mind that the british, and germans make stonger or better beer then americans. this is fact i'm an american living here in the uk and i can drink a case PBR or MGD and not be buzzed, but it only takes 4 pints of domestic british beer before i get buzzed. but what about the beer thats imported to the states, wel that is moderated and manufactured to americna standards, thus weakened.. but personally i think the guy has suffered enough, i mean come on he shoot his balls off, just confiscate the gun and let him go his friends will remind him constintly of his mistake

sidewalker123

Kalamazoo, MI

January 2004

JUL 14, 2004 03:21 AM

Charlie_Stars said:
.. but personally i think the guy has suffered enough, i mean come on he shoot his balls off, just confiscate the gun and let him go his friends will remind him constintly of his mistake

They won't have to remind him at all

totovader

Minneapolis, MN

OLD SKOOL

JUL 14, 2004 03:58 AM

Aww c'mon, maybe they're not lost! Maybe they removed all the buckshot and reattached the lil fellers...

Mnemesis

Japan

June 2004

JUL 14, 2004 04:17 AM

Charlie_Stars said:
15 pints = 20 12 ounce beers, plus keep in mind that the british, and germans make stonger or better beer then americans. this is fact i'm an american living here in the uk and i can drink a case PBR or MGD and not be buzzed, but it only takes 4 pints of domestic british beer before i get buzzed. but what about the beer thats imported to the states, wel that is moderated and manufactured to americna standards, thus weakened.. but personally i think the guy has suffered enough, i mean come on he shoot his balls off, just confiscate the gun and let him go his friends will remind him constintly of his mistake

American beer is not weaker. . .PBR and MGD are not beer.
They're flavored water.
Go drink some anchor steam or some Tire biter ale, then get back to me.
Before you ask, i lived and germany and spent two months in GB.

2coolforschool

North Tonawanda, NY

March 2004

JUL 14, 2004 04:23 AM

I suppose if youre that stupid, you deserve to have your balls shot off

almostfamous

NEWSWIRE

United Kingdom

JUL 14, 2004 05:14 AM

good call judge, removing your own testicles isn't really a strong lesson, without 5 years in prison i bet he'd re-offend

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