If you died tomorrow..

If you died tomorrow who would you haunt?

Whoever killed me, duh.

My hubby and my brother in law. My sister I would not haunt but visit often.

My brother in law I would fuck with because that is just the relationship we have. If he were to die before me I know that he would do the same thing.

If you died of a heart attack, you can't haunt your heart.

However, I would probably haunt my friends who quit hanging out with me because they were too cool..or something.

my ex.... im still bitter he has a bunch of my cds and all my computer games... grrr

definitely haunt elara. but i'd try to be helpful. casper style.

more like stalker style.

Wait, do ghosts get turned on?

Because that would kind of rule, just sneaking in checking out girls naked and stuff. Plus it's not uh... wrong because... you're dead?

Last night I had a crazy dream where my mom said that she'd been seeing the ghost of my grandmother at my grandmothers house. I went along with her and Saw my grandmother and talked to her...

I woke up and it didn't feel like a normal dream

I don't know.. lots of people.. I'd be pretty fucking pissed off.

Well, this would assume that there is some sort of spirit world/afterlife, in which case I sure as FUCK ain't sticking around this shithole planet.

well, i'm not often mean or spiteful in life so i'd probably haunt a place instead of a person, so i'd probably just haunt one of my favorite places , like the number 10 bridge,(just to add to the local folklore about the spooklight) or maybe someplace over near ogeechee flats, just so someone could write a song about it, or maybe just a long and lonely stretch of highway that i used to drive on when i needed to think?

the good people of united airlines

"Haunt", to me, implies malevolence. I can't think of anyone I'd like to fuck with.

Wait. Of course I can.

After scaring the hell out of those people, though, I'd keep an eye on friends and family members.

I would haunt George Bush...put dog shit in his cereal, sugar in the motorcade's gastanks, turn on the lights when he is naked in front of his wife to show her what an ugly bastard he is. Mwahaha

I just don't like this guy...*shrug* I guess that's my choice...

Anyway...I'd haunt Charitee,

I would haunt a goddamn thing or person. I am dead. I shouldn't have to deal with the living anymore. Being dead means never having to do anything anymore.

I hope.

I would haunt mental institutions and group homes for the developmentally handicapped.

That's wrong on so many levels but I can't stop laughing over it.

I would haunt the bush family and pretend to be the angle of death to give them all heart attacks

i'd haunt the paris opera house and teach beautiful young ingenues how to sing while calling myself the angel of music.


...whiiiiiiich i guess would be cecilia.

I'd haunt the Haunted Mansion in Disneyland just to make to more exciting for the kids.

One word....Ghostbusters

I'd haunt Fenway Park. I'd walk around with a beer & a cigar....make 'em think it's the ghost of the Bambino.

Ah yes. The angle of death. Geometry's worst threat.