in the year 2010

in the year 2010....



starbucks and the atkins way of living will become major religions. (they have a holy war in the year 2089)


McDonalds will become the number one health food supplier in the world.



larry flint will start up yet ANOTHER magazine, this time, its about the taint folks. the taint.





after raping, the 70's, the 80's and the 90's for inspired trends, folks will revert back to the olden' times of pre historic man. yes, sagitial crests and throwing poo will be in vouge again.


eh, whachoo got holmes?

oh, in the year 2015 ana nicole smith is found guilty of conspiring againt the children of impovershed country's with sally whatsherface. how did the authorities know? she got fat again.........ITS THE CHILDREN! THEYRE GREAT!

somebody mention poo throwing? Shiiiizz. Thats my game.

dont forget that the 2010 movie was a disgrace as well - in referance to the sequal to 2001:SO

[Edited on Jul 09, 2004 by ThePritchard]

In 2010 people discover the real use of the automatic hand dryer machine...

In 2010, people no longer know what "Fo Shizzle" meant because it wll by that time mean "Containing Paper Products"

In 2010, people who like Japanese Animation now will be astonished to discover that it was really made by pigmies in the Mexican village "Tres Otaku"

In 2010 archeologists will discover that the Library of Alexandria was actually a museum comemorating the invention of the Highquality Papyrus product known as Shee'zile...and the wheel will have come full circle

wait, thats this year. some fortune teller you are. i want my money back

In the year two thou-sahn'd! In the YEAR two thou-SAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHND!

(high pitched voice)

IN THE YEAR TWO THOUSAAAAAND...

IN THE YEAR TWO THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND....


DAMNIT...dude above me said it already...oh welll....

[Edited on Jul 09, 2004 by Trevallion]

^^^ Yeah, I was gonna say that too.

After that? Jack of all Trades! It's the Sam Raimi television hour!

"In the year 2525, if man is still alive..."

in 2010 My children will be 9 and 7 and blowing my mind,

Monkey Tennis!

in the year 2010, the first McDonalds on the moon will be open, even though there is only 10 people living there so far.

it will also be the year that Michael Moore will have his best year as the president of the U.S.A.

also in the year 2010, petrol in england will be £15 (GBP) and 79.9p a litre, but that only went down to that since the war on terrorism took a turn for the best the year before because goerge w bush died.

[Edited on Jul 10, 2004 by gothicwolf]

in the year 2004 g1 realises that this is a very silly thred

in the year 2010

Soilent green will be people, but we won't care
MisterJesus will have been gone for 4 years and nobody will have noticed or cared
The fallout of the Burger King / McDonalds wars will render most of North America uninhabitable
Microsoft will own everything.
and

All your base are belong to us.



[Edited on Jul 10, 2004 by MisterJesus]

I will be 34. Now THAT is a scary thought.

oj's second glove is found in the glove box of george w's jeep.

he then states that oj is a terrorist with weapons of mass destruction.

In the year 2010 everyone will have forgotten that 90% of them hated Bush because someone else around them did too. They'll also forgot the whole ordeal all together...and that's pretty sad.

In the year 2010 MTV will finally change their name to fit their show roster and RealityTV the channel will be born.

In the year 2010 the average lifespan of a human being will be much closer to 100 than it is now.

..I'll still be sat here on a saturday night,drinking alone and looking at this site


but maybe I'll own a hoverboard

I LOVED THAT SHOW!!!