Who's the most annoying person you know?

Honestly, for me it's my sisters. I love em to death and most of the time I completely enjoy their companies, But sometimes they get into these girl modes where the most annoying bullshit starts spewing from their mouth.

Things like "Madonna is so cool!"
and "I could totally just spend my entire life shopping at the mall."


How about you? Who's the most annoying person you know?

me. if i weren't me, i'd never speak to me just because of the inane crap that comes out of my mouth on a regular basis.

and this girl at my school who has a serious attitude problem. once i was stting outside and she came out and asked where abby was because abby was supposed to cut her hair that day. (i go to beauty school) i didn't know where abby was and told her so. her response? "*huffy sigh* gawd! *huffy sigh*" and then she stomped off to ask more people if they knew where abby was. she needs to chill. for serious. (i can't believe i just said chill... oh well.) she also had a major hissy fit at her mother one day at school. with clients around. one ought not have hissy fits around the clients. it's really unprofessional.

Those girls sound like Malibu Stacy dolls.

My mother. It's not because she does anything awful... just that it's one of those inate mother-daughter deals where WHATEVER she does embarrasses me. I love her dearly and admire her for so many things it's absolutely beyond me why I can't get over it. And it's the oddest things about her that drive me nuts...

the way she chews her food...
the way she stomps her feet when she laughs...
the fact that she's paranoid of big brother and computers...
how she drops the F bomb out of no where in front of my boyfriend who is mortified by it...

i can think of a few people on this site that inpsire widespread eye-rolling...

I find so many people annoying that I couldn't even begin to make a list because I'd just have to come back and edit it a million and a half times everytime I thought of someone else. Which probably says more about me than anyone I hang out with, and is exactly why I should start a thread entitled "Why I am the world's most heinous bitch"

These things drive me nuts about my mother as well. I can't stand listening to her chew gum. But I also love her. Cause she's my mom

*thinks about it...*
No, best not to say.
I'll just say myself. Saves anyone else the hassle.

No contest.

myself from time to time and the people i use to hang out with

ME!

and those that have emt me would probab;y agree.

i could spend my life at the mall and i don't even care that it would bother you!
hah

girls who smoke my godamn weed and drink my highlife 40's and dont give it up. forreals! you know how long it takes to scrape my pipe for a resin bowl? and then how long it takes to scrape the couch for a whole 2 dollars for my 40? no? IT TAKES A LONG TIME SUCKA!

wow.

edited to clarify:
i just got this mental picture of twenty or so skinny, 14 year old crack whores swarming your living room like an infestation of roaches, passing around the bowl, and then you coming into the room naked and saying, ok girls, who's ready for some loving? and the girls giggling and scampering off in all directions...

(sorry, vivid imagination)

[Edited on Jul 07, 2004 by HyenaHell]

my ex, once i finally got to the point i was comfortable not talking to him he feels the need to start iming me with insults.... and for some reason he thinks im the imature one....

A bloke I used to work with.

I still get angry thinking about him. I'm shaking now, some kind of post traumatic stress thing, Or maybe just rage.

I'm not a violent chap, and normally I don't like this hate thing, but I hated that fucker.

Grrr.

(Where did I put my camomile tea??)

Well I don't actually know him, so I guess I'd have to say my mom.

[Edited on Jul 07, 2004 by Sophies_Ass]

I can never get along with myself some days. Always seem to disagree if about which beer is the last one.

Other than that, the TAXMAN is a bastard

My roommate's mother. There's a reason I've nicknamed her Mommie Dearest. She visits every month or so, and it correlates with an increase in my blood pressure.

wow.............I haven't been mentioned yet...........................yet!

my ex girlfriend. a few of months ago she dumped out of the blue. i was okay with it for the most part, and was looking forward to getting my life back together, AND SHE KEEPS COMING BACK AROUND!!! she visits me at my work, and because it's retail i can't tell her what i think w/out looking like an ass and making everyone (including her new b/f) uncomfortable. however, she acts like nothing happens. everytime i see her i get nausceous. i don't want to be mean, and she takes advantage of that. UGH!!!

*currently taking deep breaths*

Sober folk...

Well, not really. Like I've said before most of the time they're very stable people, but this weird phenomenon hits them once and a while where they feel AMAZINGLY comfortable saying the STUPIDEST shit. and they're declarative statments to. I've gotta million examples, but here's another.

"I don't KNOW any of this music." ~and what they mean by that is it is not a single on the radio.

"Oh man, that song Imagine by John Lennon is so great. I mean, I've CRIED to this song before." ~Saying this when I know for a fact that she only listens to the chorus of songs makes me wanna puke.

A lot of the time most of the stupid shit they say always comes up in the subject of music.