I've been up 36 hours...

and I can't get to sleep

!EM PLEH

*hands you a pillow*

I've tried a night cap of laudanum and even that hasn't worked

Why don't you have sex? Maybe that will tire you out.

Go running or work out. Always helps me. You'll be more awake for a bit, but then you'll pass out and sleep well...

I have an ample supply of Ambium......just say the word and i'll Fed-ex them bad boys.

My gf won't be here untill 10am, its 2am now what am I to do?

Yeah, you are pretty much screwed.

is there anything you've wanted to do illegally for a while now? now's the time to do it - i think you are can legally defend yourself as temporarily insane.

Don't worry your body will eventually shut down in order to do functions that happen primarily when your a sleep.

lay off the tweek.

put on a kevin costner film.

WORD! (please send)

[Edited on Jul 06, 2004 by Ravens_Draven]

Have a few beers and rub one out, that always seems to work for me.

For you i would personally deliver

Thats even better!!!!

call me at 46, though I worked most of it and got drunk the last 3 hours of it. I slept 14 hours afterwards.

Start reading the dictionary. If you are not asleep before you get to 'insomnia," well then you have a problem.