who let the dogs out?

i can't say i'm familiar with that song, either.
stick with the classics. either the rhapsody, or perhaps a nice simon and garfunkle. i prefer "the boxer," if you're going that route.

death threat.

Kramer.

it was I:

please return the canines to their previous location in captivity. kthx.

I'm holding them captive on Planet Pooch.

that is acceptable. carry on.

Here's a more appropriate question:
Who let the rotten thread out?

greetings.