Creative Profanity

Tries not to EVER piss her off! ^^^^

woah weird. this pic of maurauder and i just happens to be in my journal right now...

& my sister always calls people 'cuntface killer', i think a derivitive of the wu tang klans ghost face killah.

Uh, I agree with OneDarkFlame.

Edited because she beat me to it.

[Edited on Jul 03, 2004 by Daedalus94002]

BWAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHA....marry me?

good plan of action.

anytime.

Godfuck.

I see acetracer is getting the usual amount of love on the boards with his comments. Better luck in the real world, pal! *waves*

My roommate once refererd to the man at the auto shop as a "dick-in-the -head-machanic"

it is so upsurd i use it from time to time although i supstitute machanic for what ever the persons perfession is

i once refered to a man on the phones company as a "shit-hag-corporation"

i also us the term shit-hag on a regular basis

and as far as ass hat goes, i use it all the time

Could you two possibly be any cuter?

You Slunt!

slut/cunt

I had a girlfriend once who liked to combine profanities together into bigger, better profanities. Her favorite was "fuckenshit."

I had a friend from the Dominican Republic who said "mother beeitch", it was funny because he talked like the humpty dance guy from Digital Underground.

This kinda goes full circle back to the beginning of the thread, but one of my favorites has always been Jeezus Fuck. For a while there I used that at least ten times a day. I also heartily endorse telling people to eat a bowl of fuck. When I was much younger, I made a habit of having a long string of obscenities on hand for all situations. Most of the time that included the phrase "syphyllitic hair encrusted cum bubble dripping from the diseased cock of a motherless goat".







What?? I had a lot of time on my hands back then.

I say "Shitthebed!" a lot

for a while i kept saying "fuck me in the ass with a spoon" i stopped once someone threatened to do it.....

My mom always says:

Son of a big dog

Fudge Sycles

Holy Snikies???????????? not sure what thats about.

Christ on a crutch.

I love "shit snack"
I saw it as a tag in the middle of no where and say it all that time, makes me giggle. tee hee

I say two things, too much im afraid:
"fuckin bitch" (its not the content, but the way, in high pitched like "Rex" from Toy Story)
and
"cock ass" ( expressed as "cock ayass" )

goddamn motherfucker always works in a pinch