Creative Profanity

Have you ever come up with a unique profane phrase, possibly in a moment of frustration?

Like just a little while back, I stubbed the hell out of my toe on a box left in the middle of my floor. I screamed this out: "Jesus ass!"

My favorite is "Jesus fuckin' fuck!"

haha my friends and i started saying "shitjesus" a little while ago. funny how they all have jesus in them so far.

The other day I heard a little boy tell another kid that he was a 'son of a crackhead.' It was funny.

nutfuck!

"Jesus fucking a dead donkey!"

i shout "fuckitty-fuck-fuck!!" when i do bad at tennis.

Add one more fuck on the end there and I do the same thing.

"Mother-cocksucker" is a personal favorite.

"Gods-wife-damnit!" is one I cultivated to piss of Mormons.

I make up my own words all the time. Curse words being the ones I remeber least since they have the tendency to be shouted out in the heat of anger or pain.

I do that too. I think I picked it up from Four Weddings and a Funeral.

The best is one from The Onion, and my personal favorite...fucking-shit-ass-christ-piss.

you mother bitches.. (with some kind of non-american accent)

[Edited on Jul 03, 2004 by Scrububble]

vyeseleph used to curse "pissy boots!" when she played PuyoPuyo.

Dirty monkey sack!

I love it when my Mom says, "Shit, piss and corruption!"

Me, I like to call people "prick fuck."

I like "Jesus tapdancing Christ" from South Park, and "Jesus God" from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

My friend and I call each other "clit brisket" every now and then.

[Edited on Jul 03, 2004 by djskandalous]

Fucksucker!!!!!

Thats fantastic, I can only hope that your mother has a british accent.

Mine is kinda lame, but it comes out all the time "Son of a Slut!"

That was a good one, Busta Rhymes.

I like "ri-cock-ulous".

my grandmother says "Judas Priest" as a cussword.

Ha, sorry to disappoint you but her accent is more of a not-very-thick New YoRican accent. And she's not Jewish, but frequently says, "Oy vey!" As do I.

Yours isn't lame - it gets the job done! I like "sonuva motherfucker" and "sonuva bitch bastard" too.

A British guy taught me "piss flaps."

I like "go suck a fuck" from Donnie Darko.

hahahahahahahahahahaa!!! this ROCKS! I'm stealing it.




I call people a toolfuck. and inanimate objects. okay, really anything that pisses me off. so it sounds like this.."you are such a TOOLFUCK!" or this "this is a TOOLFUCK."

heh. I say jesus jumproping christ. I might like the imagery of tapdancing better.