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jake_lex

jake_lex

Lexington, KY
February 2003

JUL 03, 2004 12:39 PM

Have you ever come up with a unique profane phrase, possibly in a moment of frustration?

Like just a little while back, I stubbed the hell out of my toe on a box left in the middle of my floor. I screamed this out: "Jesus ass!"

Rickets

rickets

Seattle, WA
March 2003

JUL 03, 2004 12:46 PM

My favorite is "Jesus fuckin' fuck!"

mikeshea

mikeshea

Baltimore, MD
May 2004

JUL 03, 2004 01:27 PM

haha my friends and i started saying "shitjesus" a little while ago. funny how they all have jesus in them so far.

AlienEeeter

AlienEeeter

Akron, OH
May 2004

JUL 03, 2004 02:08 PM


The other day I heard a little boy tell another kid that he was a 'son of a crackhead.' It was funny.

SneakyPie

SneakyPie

I'm lost
March 2004

JUL 03, 2004 02:08 PM

nutfuck!

stavrogin

stavrogin

Boring, MD
November 2003

JUL 03, 2004 02:12 PM

"Jesus fucking a dead donkey!"

pantsonfire

pantsonfire

Milwaukee, WI
March 2003

JUL 03, 2004 02:16 PM

i shout "fuckitty-fuck-fuck!!" when i do bad at tennis.

joshof13thfloor

joshof13thfloor

Decherd, TN
January 2003

JUL 03, 2004 02:31 PM

pantsonfire said:
i shout "fuckitty-fuck-fuck!!" when i do bad at tennis.



Add one more fuck on the end there and I do the same thing.

"Mother-cocksucker" is a personal favorite.

"Gods-wife-damnit!" is one I cultivated to piss of Mormons.

I make up my own words all the time. Curse words being the ones I remeber least since they have the tendency to be shouted out in the heat of anger or pain.

Rickets

rickets

Seattle, WA
March 2003

JUL 03, 2004 02:50 PM

pantsonfire said:
i shout "fuckitty-fuck-fuck!!" when i do bad at tennis.




I do that too. I think I picked it up from Four Weddings and a Funeral.

MissFire

MissFire

El Cajon, CA
November 2003

JUL 03, 2004 03:05 PM

The best is one from The Onion, and my personal favorite...fucking-shit-ass-christ-piss.

Just_Myke

Just_Myke

Riverside, CA
December 2003

JUL 03, 2004 03:18 PM

you mother bitches.. (with some kind of non-american accent)

[Edited on Jul 03, 2004 by Scrububble]

Skryche

skryche

New York, NY
January 2003

JUL 03, 2004 03:21 PM

vyeseleph used to curse "pissy boots!" when she played PuyoPuyo.

Truthfatal

Truthfatal

Golden, BC
March 2004

JUL 03, 2004 03:25 PM

Dirty monkey sack!

SarcasticMenace

SarcasticMenace

Canada
May 2004

JUL 03, 2004 03:26 PM

I love it when my Mom says, "Shit, piss and corruption!"

Me, I like to call people "prick fuck."

inabsentia

inabsentia

Missoula, MT
December 2003

JUL 03, 2004 03:36 PM

I like "Jesus tapdancing Christ" from South Park, and "Jesus God" from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

My friend and I call each other "clit brisket" every now and then.

[Edited on Jul 03, 2004 by djskandalous]

Nebelhex

Nebelhex

I'm lost
May 2004

JUL 03, 2004 04:15 PM

Fucksucker!!!!!

One_Pure_Thought

One_Pure_Thought

East Greenwich, RI
October 2003

JUL 03, 2004 04:20 PM

SarcasticMenace said:
I love it when my Mom says, "Shit, piss and corruption!"

Me, I like to call people "prick fuck."



Thats fantastic, I can only hope that your mother has a british accent.

Mine is kinda lame, but it comes out all the time "Son of a Slut!"

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

JUL 03, 2004 04:23 PM

Scrububble said:
you mother bitches.. (with some kind of non-american accent)

[Edited on Jul 03, 2004 by Scrububble]



That was a good one, Busta Rhymes. wink

I like "ri-cock-ulous".

HelloCentral

HelloCentral

Saint Agatha, ME
February 2004

JUL 03, 2004 04:27 PM

my grandmother says "Judas Priest" as a cussword.

SarcasticMenace

SarcasticMenace

Canada
May 2004

JUL 03, 2004 04:49 PM

One_Pure_Thought said:

SarcasticMenace said:
I love it when my Mom says, "Shit, piss and corruption!"

Me, I like to call people "prick fuck."



Thats fantastic, I can only hope that your mother has a british accent.

Mine is kinda lame, but it comes out all the time "Son of a Slut!"


Ha, sorry to disappoint you but her accent is more of a not-very-thick New YoRican accent. And she's not Jewish, but frequently says, "Oy vey!" As do I.

Yours isn't lame - it gets the job done! I like "sonuva motherfucker" and "sonuva bitch bastard" too. biggrin

Rickets

rickets

Seattle, WA
March 2003

JUL 03, 2004 04:51 PM

A British guy taught me "piss flaps."

Altoid

Altoid

Huntsville, AL
November 2003

JUL 03, 2004 04:53 PM

I like "go suck a fuck" from Donnie Darko.

evilwillow

evilwillow

HOPEFUL

El Salvador

JUL 03, 2004 04:57 PM

jake_lex said:
Have you ever come up with a unique profane phrase, possibly in a moment of frustration?

Like just a little while back, I stubbed the hell out of my toe on a box left in the middle of my floor. I screamed this out: "Jesus ass!"



hahahahahahahahahahaa!!! this ROCKS! I'm stealing it.
blush



I call people a toolfuck. and inanimate objects. okay, really anything that pisses me off. so it sounds like this.."you are such a TOOLFUCK!" or this "this is a TOOLFUCK."

Tawnya

Tawnya

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 03, 2004 04:58 PM

I need to record myself in traffic. The only one I can recall at the moment is 'cuntbag' but I use that one somewhat frequently.

evilwillow

evilwillow

HOPEFUL

El Salvador

JUL 03, 2004 05:03 PM

djskandalous said:
I like "Jesus tapdancing Christ" from South Park, and "Jesus God" from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

My friend and I call each other "clit brisket" every now and then.

[Edited on Jul 03, 2004 by djskandalous]





heh. I say jesus jumproping christ. I might like the imagery of tapdancing better.

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