I used to play with my poop...

..when I was little, or so my mom says

What silly things did you do?

Apparently I would sit inside of the fridge and eat coffee beans. And now I don't like coffee. Go figure.

climb large furniture and usually end up turning it over (like chest of drawers, ouch)!

I would climb into the pantry. close the door and eat dry dog food. I never believed my parents, figured they were screwing with me. Then out came the photos...

I used to eat coffee beans.

Another coffee bean eater! At least I wasn't the only one.

i ate books.

seriously, especially the spines.

I was afraid of the lawn when I was younger. My mom could put me on a blanket in the yard and know that I wouldn't run off. Or if I did she would know by my screams. It must have been the feel or something.

I used to snag the butter dish out of the fridge and eat right out of it.

Yay!

dear jesus!!! this made me laugh until I wheezed!!!!! I would beg you to post a pic of that, if I were the begging type....

I was told that I was sleepwalker...I didnt belive it till one night I woke up in the kitchen mumbling to myself.

Apparently I also stumbled into a cockpit during a 7hr flight.

Coffee bean eaters unite!

I would take a ball of string tie it to something and then create lines of string all over the house through and under furniture. I guess I was obsessed with lines in space...............

i was afraid of the pirates of the caribean ride at disneyland because when i asked my mom about the alligators she told me they were machines. this scared me because for some odd reason i thought of washing machines and the thought of washing machines with teeth was just damn creepy.

To be honest, I don't know what weird things I did when I was a kid. I mean, I guess the fact that I always wanted to be dressed pretty would be something, I mean to the point where when I was 3 my mom and dad said something about going to the dump and I ran up to my room and grabbed my two prettiest dresses out of it and asked "which one should I wear?" would be something odd.

i don't know.

i try to block my childhood out on purpose.

me too

Haha. I had weird eating habits even then.

I would sit on the stoop with my cat and eat Meow Mix. We were homies.

Also, I would eat Lawry's seasoning salt straight out of the container. (Still do on occasion.)

I ate mayonnaise. alone. or sometimes, with carrots.

I'll have to see if my 'rents still have the photo handy. If so, I'll see what can do...

I carried around a jar of olives for a long time. My first full sentence was "Mommy I want to put my olives in the bag." It was like they were a stuffed animal or something. What a weirdo.

Dude, I still do that. I fucking love mayo sammiches, it is the food of the fucking gods

Now, by "with carrots", do you mean mayo on carrots, or merely in their presence? I have an image of you scooping mayo out of the jar and licking it off your finger all sexy like while a small bunch of carrots looks on longingly... Mmmmm Sexy.

I was a total nudist.

My mom would turn her back on me and I'd be nekid. Or so I am told


Strange Food - Katchup over spaghetti noodles.