help me get drunk

I have whisky, rum, vodka, orange juice, sprite, cherry coke, kool aid, and gatorade.

What the hell can I make with that so I dont have to drink the whisky rum and vodka straight?

just dump it all in one big glass and down the sucker

basically.

Get the biggest fucking container you can find and some fruit and put all of the liquids and the fruit (peeled) into the container.

Viola. Hunch Punch.

hey, im new to this whole drowning my sorrows in booze thing, i dont wanna kill myself the first night......

Dude, I wasn't kidding. Back when I use to drink we would make Hunch Punch all the time. Drink on your drink and then when your done if you put fruit in then you can eat on that for another really nice buzz.

vodka goes good with any of your mixes: orange juice, sprite, cherry coke, kool aid, and gatorade - mix up a few of tall glasses and alternate with straight shots of whiskey and rum

for added effect, score some real drugs - or at least go once around the medicine cabinet

1)rum...sprite with a lime,
2)whiskey,water,lemon twist on ice.

all that other shit mill make you

A bottle of Bella Sera Pinot Grigio got me pretty buzzed tonight.... 2 bottles would fuck up you up like a def leppard groupie.

vodka & OJ
vodka & OJ & sprite
whiskey & splash of sprite
rum & cherry coke (if you're desperate)
rum & vodka & OJ & sprite

gibbyc has some tasty suggestions.

anything else is best left til after you've had a few of the above.