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ClockworkJim

ClockworkJim

Levittown, NY
February 2004

JUN 02, 2004 11:31 AM

Was back in the 80's I remeber reading a scholastic magazine that told you how to tie a ninja hood from a square yard of fabric. I remeber doing this with tshirts, towels, everything. Recently I realized that I had forgotten how to do this.

IT IS DRIVING ME FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!

PLEASE, CAN ANYONE HELP ME!!!!!!
IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS GOOD!!!!


Yes, I have no life. How can you tell?

joshof13thfloor

joshof13thfloor

Cookeville, TN
January 2003

JUN 02, 2004 11:38 AM

Why the fuck do you need a ninja mask? You've already got your Capt. crazy helmet on there in your pic.

judypatricia

judypatricia

Brookline, MA
January 2004

JUN 02, 2004 12:18 PM

I wonder how long it'll take UnnecessaryZ to get in here.

sideshowalan

sideshowalan

Indianapolis, IN
May 2004

JUN 02, 2004 12:29 PM

http://www.ninjaburger.com/employment/manual/ninjamask.jpg
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i want to try this now



[Edited on Jun 02, 2004 by sideshowalan]

All4Profit

All4Profit

Kansas City, MO
September 2003

JUN 02, 2004 12:49 PM

That kicks ass! Im going to be in full on stealth mode all night!

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

JUN 02, 2004 12:52 PM

You can do it with scarves and whatnot, big sheets of black cloth, and other things. The T-shirt is definately easiest, but using other fabrics can given you a lighter mask, which, in turn, increases your level of Shinobi and allows for more comfortable breathing. Though, if you are truly Ninja, you do not need to breath.

amish_hitman

amish_hitman

Asheville, NC
February 2004

JUN 02, 2004 12:55 PM

first you must join a secret ninja clan and then you will learn the coveted ninja secret...

gutterman

gutterman

Austin, TX
August 2003

JUN 02, 2004 12:59 PM

When I was younger, all the kids in the neighborhood used to do the T-shirt ninja hood thing. I can vouch that it is easy to do, but hard to breathe in.

stockula

stockula

Anchorage, AK
May 2003

JUN 02, 2004 01:42 PM

It's easy to make an impromptu mask from a t-shirt. Take it off, put it back on over your headwithout pullung your head or arms through. Use the neck hole as your eye slit, tie the arms behind your head to fix it in place.

AceTracer

acetracer

Hollywood, FL
January 2004

JUN 02, 2004 01:49 PM

gutterman said:
When I was younger, all the kids in the neighborhood used to do the T-shirt ninja hood thing. I can vouch that it is easy to do, but hard to breathe in.


Silly. Real ninjas breathe through their eyes surreal

Trevallion

Trevallion

Murfreesboro, TN
February 2004

JUN 02, 2004 05:09 PM

This thread is soooo sweet that I wanna crap my pants, and by sweet I mean totally awesome.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

JUN 02, 2004 05:13 PM



Remember to close your eyes.

Fstick13

Fstick13

Colorado Springs, CO
April 2003

JUN 02, 2004 05:20 PM

psychoholicagogo said:


Remember to close your eyes.




Haha perfect thinking..I will try the t-shirt ninja mask though..too much fun to pass up biggrin

mattthegoon

mattthegoon

Virginia Beach, VA
July 2002

JUN 02, 2004 08:16 PM

you don't have your mask from Ninja College...? if you lost your issued mask, just admit it...
skull

Hammersmith

Hammersmith

Boston, MA
December 2003

JUN 02, 2004 08:18 PM

Find a ninja, then cut off his face and tie a rubber band to it.

Be careful, though. I hear some of them are decent fighters.

beatrice

beatrice

Portland, OR
August 2002

JUN 02, 2004 08:26 PM

PresidentNumber2 said:
I wonder how long it'll take UnnecessaryZ to get in here.



same thought...he's been so busy with his new club though, i think his ninja awareness has slipped. sad sad.

UnnecessaryZ

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY
July 2003

JUN 02, 2004 08:47 PM

beatrice said:

PresidentNumber2 said:
I wonder how long it'll take UnnecessaryZ to get in here.



same thought...he's been so busy with his new club though, i think his ninja awareness has slipped. sad sad.



Do not speak such foolishness! I am here to help. It's actually TWO square pieces of fabric. Fold them both into triangles, then lay them longest edge to longest edge. Hold it up to your face with your eyes peeking out from in between the two pieces, fold the top and tie it in the back. Tuck the bottom into your shirt.

Slipping awareness INDEED!

*vanishes into a cloud of smokey mystery*

PumpkinEater

PumpkinEater

Brooklyn, NY
May 2004

JUN 02, 2004 08:48 PM

steal one from a real ninja. they have extras. trust me.

judypatricia

judypatricia

Brookline, MA
January 2004

JUN 02, 2004 08:55 PM

UnnecessaryZ said:

beatrice said:

PresidentNumber2 said:
I wonder how long it'll take UnnecessaryZ to get in here.



same thought...he's been so busy with his new club though, i think his ninja awareness has slipped. sad sad.



Do not speak such foolishness! I am here to help. It's actually TWO square pieces of fabric. Fold them both into triangles, then lay them longest edge to longest edge. Hold it up to your face with your eyes peeking out from in between the two pieces, fold the top and tie it in the back. Tuck the bottom into your shirt.

Slipping awareness INDEED!

*vanishes into a cloud of smokey mystery*



*applauds*

MYKRA

MYKRA

New Orleans, LA
March 2003

JUN 03, 2004 03:23 AM

Lucha Libre>Ninja.

That is all.

fpkk

fpkk

United Kingdom
June 2003

JUN 03, 2004 02:06 PM

Why is there no ninja smiley...

Someone said that ninjas would follow pirates last summer at the height of Pirates of The Carribean fever.

You know what we said to them back then?

Arrr.

Just goes to show, huh?

Muzencab

Muzencab

Federal Way, WA
November 2003

JUN 03, 2004 02:56 PM



10 points if you can name that shirt.

beatrice

beatrice

Portland, OR
August 2002

JUN 03, 2004 06:30 PM

PresidentNumber2 said:

UnnecessaryZ said:

beatrice said:

PresidentNumber2 said:
I wonder how long it'll take UnnecessaryZ to get in here.



same thought...he's been so busy with his new club though, i think his ninja awareness has slipped. sad sad.



Do not speak such foolishness! I am here to help. It's actually TWO square pieces of fabric. Fold them both into triangles, then lay them longest edge to longest edge. Hold it up to your face with your eyes peeking out from in between the two pieces, fold the top and tie it in the back. Tuck the bottom into your shirt.

Slipping awareness INDEED!

*vanishes into a cloud of smokey mystery*



*applauds*



indeed, i stand most humbly corrected.

punk

punk

Phoenix, AZ
January 2004

JUN 03, 2004 06:40 PM



Real ultimate power.