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Fyreshock

Fyreshock

Akron, OH
January 2003

JUN 01, 2004 07:09 PM

It hurts, A LOT, if you're real curious I'm sure you can find someone willing to assist you in experiencing it for yourself.

But I would just assume that if every guy says it hurts, it probably hurts. The desire for experimentation should be prettty nil.

Dogslife

dogslife

Toronto, ON
April 2003

JUN 01, 2004 07:15 PM

3rd grade.

Johnny Alvarez runs up to me and kicks me in the nuts.

I think, "so this is what it's like being kicked in the nuts. I don't see what all the --"

Then I drop to the ground and bawl for the rest of recess.

PumpkinEater

PumpkinEater

Brooklyn, NY
May 2004

JUN 01, 2004 07:22 PM

Anton said:

PumpkinEater said:
when i was a bit younger a girl asked me this same question and in a drunken stupor, i kicked her in the crotch and told her thats what it feels like. when she recovered, she kicked me in the nuts and it knocked me unconscious for a minute or two, and then it hurt like hell for a week



Hahah, I'm not sure you're allowed to kick girls in the crotch. But she got you unconscious, so I suppose it's a case of rock 'n' roll.

A mate of mine used to skate a lot and managed to do the obligatory 'grind a handrail, fall on nuts.' He spent three hours alternating between crying and throwing up.

I wish he'd filmed it. I love seeing dudes getting kicked in the nuts. It's one of the few consistently hilarious images there are. It's also one of the most visceral.



mate, if you enjoy watching your fellow man get it in the nuts, you are heartless. hehe. go ahead and watch old episodes or the movie jackass and you can get your jollies there.

comicking

comicking

Rosemount, MN
May 2004

JUN 01, 2004 07:30 PM

KillBillLA said:
This is ^ so true. Also, the old zipper ripper is no fun on the occasional day of free-ballin.




Why did you have to go there... I was fine until this point. Sure I've been hot more times than I care to remember (thankfully never been kicked by a girl or what not) even the nephews jumping into the lap of old uncle comicking.. but the zipper... ugh!

Sorry, its happened to me so many times I can't watch other guys getting it with out feeling pain by association.

Kris7

Kris7

Bridgewater, MA
July 2003

JUN 01, 2004 07:32 PM

endlessben said:
The worst is when you hit yourself in your own fucking nuts! Just swinging your arms and WHIP! you nick 'em. Ugh. How embarassing. And fucking painful.



I once took a seminar at my Karate school on how to use nunchucks. I bought the foam handled ones so when I hit myself it wouldn't hurt. All my classmates thought I was a pussy cuz they got the wooden ones. Though when they were trying them out, they'd accidentally hit themselves in the head and you'd hear BONK! Meanwhile if i ended up hitting myself in the head it didn't hurt.

However, one day when practicing in my home, I accidentally grazed myself with the nunchucks. It was just a standard swing that went astray and gave me a slight slap right in the equipment. It wasn't very hard, but it still hurt.

skull

One_Pure_Thought

One_Pure_Thought

East Greenwich, RI
October 2003

JUN 01, 2004 08:56 PM

I agree with those that have said above that being hit slightly is so much worse than a direct it. A little flick of the finger can have my testicles in pain for days.

When I was 7 my sister was 14 and this was when she had big boobs so she had scumbag boys coming over in packs to hang out with the "hot girl with big boobs"

To these assholes, the way i would introduce myself would be to say, "Hi, I'm alex" and immediately give them a hard jab to the balls. Let me tell you, I made at least 3 of those fuckers cry and a lot more in huge amounts of pain. I guess I bruised one guys dick from it. Assholes.

Anton

Anton

Australia
September 2003

JUN 01, 2004 09:33 PM

Oh, how can you guys pretend you don't love footage of dudes getting whacked in the testes? It's wince-inducing gold! If I had footage of the many times I've been become one with the lord of terrible pain I'd watch it all the time. By all the time I mean completely sporadically.

One of the most important times in the world is the 3 seconds you have post-whack to try to get retaliation or at least say 'oh fuck!'

Arsenic_

Arsenic_

HOPEFUL

Washington, DC

JUN 01, 2004 10:36 PM


That looks painful! shocked

Kamper

Kamper

Merrimack, NH
December 2003

JUN 02, 2004 04:35 AM

ctrlcat said:
I am so glad that my ovaries are better protected. Because those fuckers hurt just as bad, if something (gynecologist for instance) gets to them. ... miao!!



I'm told a hit in the clitoris is not pleasant. Yes, your ovaries are better protected than testicles but not by much. I guess most people just dont think of them.

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