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Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

MAY 31, 2004 08:20 PM

If the world were to end right now, and you were face to face with God, would you be prepared?

radiofrank

radiofrank

Mississauga, ON
November 2002

MAY 31, 2004 08:23 PM

Prepared for what? If you mean prepared for judgement, I don't think that would be possible. We live our lives as we see fit, and whatever happens - well, it just happens.

NcroSanct

NcroSanct

Philadelphia, PA
April 2004

MAY 31, 2004 08:23 PM

Which god is there?

stavrogin

stavrogin

Boring, MD
November 2003

MAY 31, 2004 08:28 PM

If the world were to end right now, I think I would just eat corn chips and masturbate.

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

MAY 31, 2004 08:31 PM

NcroSanct said:
Which god is there?



someones going to helllllll...

smile

[Edited on May 31, 2004 by Jeff_Fries]

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

MAY 31, 2004 08:32 PM

would I have a choice?

nobodaddy

nobodaddy

Burlington, VT
August 2003

MAY 31, 2004 08:33 PM

I should probably take a shower...

Fstick13

Fstick13

Colorado Springs, CO
April 2003

MAY 31, 2004 08:38 PM

I'd whip it out and dicksmack God accross his forehead for being such a fucker my whole life...tongue Bring it on!!!

wsj

wsj

I'm lost
September 2002

MAY 31, 2004 08:42 PM

yep, would be prepared to flip off, and tell him to leave me the fuck alone just as he has for the last 27 years.

wsj

wsj

I'm lost
September 2002

MAY 31, 2004 08:43 PM

yep, would be prepared to flip off, and tell him to leave me the fuck alone just as he has for the last 27 years.

godoffuck

godoffuck

Pittsburgh, PA
February 2003

MAY 31, 2004 08:46 PM

there is no god. biggrin so don't worry

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

MAY 31, 2004 08:50 PM

I have nothing to hide. If He can see everything anyway, why would I need to "prepare"? It's not like I can say I didn't do something. tongue

obsidious

obsidious

Tucson, AZ
January 2004

MAY 31, 2004 08:54 PM

Ha ha ha ha ha…you religious people are so funny. You worry about such dumb-ass shit. surreal

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

MAY 31, 2004 08:56 PM

obsidious said:
Ha ha ha ha ha…you religious people are so funny. You worry about such dumb-ass shit. surreal



Yes, but what if you're wrong?

Fstick13

Fstick13

Colorado Springs, CO
April 2003

MAY 31, 2004 08:59 PM

obsidious said:
Ha ha ha ha ha…you religious people are so funny. You worry about such dumb-ass shit. surreal




I'm not religious..I just like the idea of dickslapping God tongue

FunkTion

funktion

I'm lost
June 2003

MAY 31, 2004 08:59 PM

does he take amex??

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

MAY 31, 2004 09:02 PM

Cigarette said:

obsidious said:
Ha ha ha ha ha…you religious people are so funny. You worry about such dumb-ass shit. surreal



Yes, but what if you're wrong?


Well, I see it like this.

*assume I believe in God*

God gave us free will. Let's say I use my free will to explore other options and see what's out there. I also try to live a good life, but I fuck up along the way. I AM human, after all.

So then I die, and God says, "Why didn't you believe in me?" I reply, "Well, I wasn't sure... I didn't see any proof, and I wanted to read about other religions. I've been a good person, as you know. I'm sorry, but I didn't know you were real."

God, proud I've used my free will and knowing I haven't killed anybody or something like that, says, "Okay. Come on in."

Now, let's look at this:

A person isn't sure, but they go to church "just in case". They secretly hate black people, but they're nice to them "because they won't get into heaven if they aren't nice to them", yet they talk shit behind their back. They steal from their company, but they go to confession every week to "make it all okay again".

They die, and God says, "Why should I let you in, you racist thief?"

The person says, "But I went to church every Sunday!!! I went to confession too!"

God says, "So? You're still an asshole. Go away. I don't care if you went to church. You only did that because you felt you had to, not because you truly believed and wanted to be good. You see that girl over there? She never went to church, but she also never stole money or judged her fellow man. I'd rather have her here than you, you hypocrite."

That's just my take on it. smile

scotty_bane

scotty_bane

Fort Worth, TX
February 2004

MAY 31, 2004 09:03 PM

sAINT said:
there is no god. biggrin so don't worry




yes there is...

and by the way she's black.
smile

Imnutz

Imnutz

Runnemede, NJ
December 2003

MAY 31, 2004 09:03 PM

I refuse to live my life in fear of what is gonna happen when I die. If I am wrong and there is in fact a God, then I will face that when it happens. I will look God dead in the eye and ask which way am I headed. I live my life the way I choose while I am alive and therefore I have no regrets for it.

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

MAY 31, 2004 09:04 PM

Imnutz said:
I refuse to live my life in fear of what is gonna happen when I die. If I am wrong and there is in fact a God, then I will face that when it happens. I will look God dead in the eye and ask which way am I headed. I live my life the way I choose while I am alive and therefore I have no regrets for it.


THIS is what I was trying to say. biggrin

radiofrank

radiofrank

Mississauga, ON
November 2002

MAY 31, 2004 09:08 PM

Sorcha said:

Cigarette said:

obsidious said:
Ha ha ha ha ha…you religious people are so funny. You worry about such dumb-ass shit. surreal



Yes, but what if you're wrong?


Well, I see it like this.

*assume I believe in God*

God gave us free will. Let's say I use my free will to explore other options and see what's out there. I also try to live a good life, but I fuck up along the way. I AM human, after all.

So then I die, and God says, "Why didn't you believe in me?" I reply, "Well, I wasn't sure... I didn't see any proof, and I wanted to read about other religions. I've been a good person, as you know. I'm sorry, but I didn't know you were real."

God, proud I've used my free will and knowing I haven't killed anybody or something like that, says, "Okay. Come on in."

Now, let's look at this:

A person isn't sure, but they go to church "just in case". They secretly hate black people, but they're nice to them "because they won't get into heaven if they aren't nice to them", yet they talk shit behind their back. They steal from their company, but they go to confession every week to "make it all okay again".

They die, and God says, "Why should I let you in, you racist thief?"

The person says, "But I went to church every Sunday!!! I went to confession too!"

God says, "So? You're still an asshole. Go away. I don't care if you went to church. You only did that because you felt you had to, not because you truly believed and wanted to be good. You see that girl over there? She never went to church, but she also never stole money or judged her fellow man. I'd rather have her here than you, you hypocrite."

That's just my take on it. smile



Well said.

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

MAY 31, 2004 09:09 PM

Exactly ... if there's a judgement a-comin' I'll be judged on the way I've lived my life and not whether or not I've gone to church.

need2xcap2

need2xcap2

Milwaukee, WI
February 2004

MAY 31, 2004 09:10 PM

hmmmmmm

depends on what you believe...

palindrome

palindrome

Portland, OR
February 2003

MAY 31, 2004 09:37 PM

I dunno... I have to giggle about being presented with the 'better to put on the parachute now' philosophy while surfing my favorite porn site.

I don't imagine god likes porn.

tongue puke

nobodaddy

nobodaddy

Burlington, VT
August 2003

MAY 31, 2004 09:46 PM

LicktyStyx said:
I dunno... I have to giggle about being presented with the 'better to put on the parachute now' philosophy while surfing my favorite porn site.

I don't imagine god likes porn.

tongue puke



God loves porn.

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