What/who would win in a fight?

What would win in a fight between a chihuahua and a poodle:

I say the chihuahua because he would pull off some crazy mexican wrestling shit on the poodle who would be far too worried about it's pedicure and fancy, poofy hair-do anyway.

Gimme your contests.

I've seen a dog fight, and they're not nice... How about something fluffy like a chichilla and a rabbit

What about an Immortal Chinchilla and a Borg Rabbit?

Resistance is futile, there can be only one

[Edited on May 31, 2004 by Spike]

Assimilation is complete.

Bunny would woop chinchilla ass. seen watership down? there's some mean bunnies on there.

pirate with peg leg vs. a woodpecker. i'm betting on woody

My ass vs Charmin tp.

My ass wins everytime.

Muzencabs ass vs. Me.

Muzencabs ass, every-damn-time.

Dolemite or Ricky?

or...


I say Ricky because he CAN tie his cut tendons back together and punch through people's heads.

Ricky-Oh would beat and wail ass on anyone. Ever. Come on. That's easy.

[Edited on May 31, 2004 by endlessben]

poodle. i've this fight happen in real life

VS


[Edited on May 31, 2004 by Spike]

kirk.

Yes endlessben my ass is like the liquid metal T2.

Dude! As if their was ever any doubt.

Capt. James T. Kirk would so totally whip Buck "I have a flamboyantly gay robot named Twinky" Rogers ass!

Dude, Tweaky was not gay! He was always calling Wilma a fox, he had an eye for the ladies
I think Kirk would win eventually, but they'd both get their shirts ripped in the process (any scene where Buck wore a silk shirt always turned into a fight scene...{someone probably called him a ponce, and he felt obliged to kick their ass})

Dude, you're so totally right. I mean, what was I thinking? Tweaky is so less gay a name than Twinky. My thanks for setting me straight on gay robot protocol.

[Edited on May 31, 2004 by joshof13thfloor]

Kirk would kick the shit out of Rogers, no contest.

BRUCE LEROY CATCHES BULLETS IN HIS TEETH



[Edited on May 31, 2004 by AndersWolleck]

Okay, i've got one. This will be the fight to end all fights, the battle of the century, winner take all!

Penispiggy


Vs.

Evilhorsey


May the best...whatever the Hell they are, WIN!!!

VERSUS

vs.

Axl Rose:


or a Blade of Grass

Stop it, Oh god I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants.