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SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

MAY 30, 2004 10:08 PM

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

MAY 30, 2004 10:17 PM

Les said:
zombies are fun to look at, and that is all. I don't see them as being useful for anything else,




Target Practice

Muzencab

Muzencab

Federal Way, WA
November 2003

MAY 30, 2004 10:28 PM

Ayin

Ayin

Chicago, IL
January 2003

MAY 31, 2004 02:33 AM

Jeff_Fries said:
I'm watching the original Dawn of the Dead here and, listen:

What's the point in being a zombie? If you conquer the living, doesn't that make you extinct?



Zombies aren't that bright, dude, trust me...I try to explain the point you just made every time I see one, but all they ever do is groan and stumble around and try to bite me and shit. Stupid-ass walking dead...or, to quote that goofy redneck from the news broadcast in the orginal Night of the Living Dead, "...they're dead, they're all messed up."; Next time I see a bunch them together, I'm just going to taunt them; I'm going to say, "Vampires are so much more bad-ass a form of the undead than y'all will ever be!"...and then dangle a baby in basket from a fishing line just far enough out of their collective reach to be annoying. That'll fix their dumb-asses... biggrin

MemmnochtheDevil

MemmnochtheDevil

I'm lost
November 2002

JUL 18, 2004 06:03 PM

They aren't that bright cause they are dead not really undead like vampires.


I've created a Group, Zombie Hunter to discuss this very thing.


*Shameless plug for my group*

ARRR!!!

freckle

freckle

Seattle, WA
January 2003

JUL 18, 2004 06:06 PM

zombies aren't terribly practical... mostly just hungry for brains

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

JUL 18, 2004 08:18 PM

It's like an itch.. a physical urge you can't control.

"I've got a burning fever, and the only thing that'll cure it is more cowbell!"

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

JUL 18, 2004 08:27 PM

That's why we have to practice sustainable breeding. Go on everyone, have babies. Breed, breed!

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

JUL 19, 2004 11:07 AM

unravled said:
That's why we have to practice sustainable breeding. Go on everyone, have babies. Breed, breed!



Oh dear. There's gonna be little glass jugs of sugary liquid running around all over the place!

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

JUL 19, 2004 11:12 AM

My job is not to question. My job is to run screaming like a schoolgirl from a mob of the reanimated dead.

Also, the Zombie Survival Guide is an excellent read.

Koleeta

Koleeta

Los Angeles, CA
May 2003

JUL 19, 2004 11:29 AM

mattthegoon said:
yeah, it makes me frown thinking about all the homeless zombies begging for brains on the sidewalks...
skull



ah, you crack me up.

jake_lex

jake_lex

Lexington, KY
February 2003

JUL 19, 2004 03:41 PM

The sort of spectre of people who shamble around consuming for no clear reason seems to have a real resonance when you think about consumerist culture, as "Dawn of the Dead" (and there is only one; it was made in the '70s and never re-made, as far as I'm concerned) makes abundantly clear.

Geeva

Geeva

SUICIDEGIRL

Romania

JUL 19, 2004 03:44 PM

I like how thier heads explode when you use the shotgun
skull

fiendish

fiendish

USA
December 2002

JUL 19, 2004 03:54 PM

in dawn of the dead sumzombies were just happy shopping or going about their business.
i dont think the zombies ate in "dawn of the dead" except to turn others into zombies confused

the movie had nothin really to do with zombies but to use them as a tool to show the evils of shopping malls, trends and capitalism well thats how i saw the film blackeyed

[Edited on Jul 19, 2004 by fiendish]

Trevallion

Trevallion

Murfreesboro, TN
February 2004

JUL 19, 2004 03:55 PM

why are zombies such fucking assholes?

MemmnochtheDevil

MemmnochtheDevil

I'm lost
November 2002

JUL 19, 2004 05:44 PM

Trevallion said:
why are zombies such fucking assholes?




Because they are all Republicans! I'm waiting to Reagan to rise from the grave and go on a murderous campaign of mayhem and then run for president again. Nothing in the Constitution about the Dead running for Office. skull


ARRR!!!

LilMiSsMOrBiD

LilMiSsMOrBiD

I'm lost
January 2004

JUL 19, 2004 09:15 PM

Dont be haters... Zombie is another word for love...

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