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A_White_Pony

A_White_Pony

Lake Forest, CA
March 2003

MAY 29, 2004 12:02 AM

that's funny I just made some dick... it's a little over cooked so it's a hard.

scooter11

scooter11

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAY 29, 2004 12:06 AM

I've never eaten Dick's sober, but it really works for 1 AM hangover prevention. Tasty! biggrin

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

MAY 29, 2004 12:29 AM

MisterSatan said:

Jeff_Fries said:

MisterSatan said:
You know, I was in San Francisco a couple weeks ago, where I ate at an In-N-Out Burger for the first time in my life. It was good. REALLY good.



Look who regrets banning Californians from his precious homestate.


Regret? HA!

There's only one Californian I want up here, and she has nothing to with hamburger chains and whatnot.



But a whole lot to do with Dick's.

Raydancer

Raydancer

Canada
May 2004

MAY 29, 2004 12:32 AM

sorry please sorry i am canadian what are a dick's?

Roger_Camden

Roger_Camden

Wyandotte, MI
December 2003

MAY 29, 2004 01:18 AM

MrMuller said:

MisterSatan said:
That's because you all live in the wrong state.



Maybe so, but we got White Castle's. First fast-food hamburger chain ever. First industrial-strength spatula. First mass-produced paper hat. First to sell a million hamburgers. First to sell a billion hamburgers. First frozen fast food for sale. The original Slyder.


The innuendo needed to make a name like White Castle's funny just isn't in the budget. Outside contractors would be brought in, plumbers by the hour... It's just not worth it.
I could sell a billion burgers too if I sold them as cheap as White Castle's. Bums can eat there if they've not drank all their beggings.

Roger_Camden

Roger_Camden

Wyandotte, MI
December 2003

MAY 29, 2004 01:19 AM

Raydancer said:
sorry please sorry i am canadian what are a dick's?


oh man, whatta set-up.




apparently, they're a drive-in burger joint. I have not partaken.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

MAY 29, 2004 01:26 AM

1point61803 said:
Jeez!
Canada sucks.
We don't have dicks at all



Speak for yourself!

Ladies... he lies.

Roger_Camden

Roger_Camden

Wyandotte, MI
December 2003

MAY 29, 2004 01:28 AM

dkmfc said:

KingMob23 said:

MrMuller said:

MisterSatan said:
That's because you all live in the wrong state.



Maybe so, but we got White Castle's. First fast-food hamburger chain ever. First industrial-strength spatula. First mass-produced paper hat. First to sell a million hamburgers. First to sell a billion hamburgers. First frozen fast food for sale. The original Slyder.


The innuendo needed to make a name like White Castle's funny just isn't in the budget. Outside contractors would be brought in, plumbers by the hour... It's just not worth it.
I could sell a billion burgers too if I sold them as cheap as White Castle's. Bums can eat there if they've not drank all their beggings.


white castle burgers are actually the purest according to fast food nation (if I remember correctly)


They gots the taste, that's for sure.
However, the name just isn't funny. It doesn't matter that white=pure. There is just no cutting the comedic mustard with it's bastard self.

oceanpulse

oceanpulse

Saint Paul, MN
March 2004

MAY 29, 2004 01:31 AM

maybe some dick, but i'd rather some sardines or something, shit balls

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

MAY 29, 2004 03:17 AM

nerdboy2345 said:
no, white castles is the ultimate drunk food. they are damn good anytime of the day. foreigners to a white castle state just cant appreciate it, sorry


What are you talking about? I can appreciate diarrhea as much as the next guy.

"Sliders", indeed. eeek

Fstick13

Fstick13

Colorado Springs, CO
April 2003

MAY 29, 2004 03:26 AM

Dicks? In-n-out? giant sized manthings? so confused...yet so many immature jokes swimming through mind... *dies*

nerdboy2345

nerdboy2345

Oak Lawn, IL
December 2002

MAY 29, 2004 11:59 AM

MisterSatan said:

nerdboy2345 said:
no, white castles is the ultimate drunk food. they are damn good anytime of the day. foreigners to a white castle state just cant appreciate it, sorry


What are you talking about? I can appreciate diarrhea as much as the next guy.

"Sliders", indeed. eeek



after years of bowel conditioning, no more diarrhea. i think im going to go get some jalapeno cheeseburgers right now

MrMuller

MrMuller

Detroit, MI
March 2004

JUN 22, 2004 06:56 PM

KingMob23 said:

dkmfc said:

KingMob23 said:

MrMuller said:

MisterSatan said:
That's because you all live in the wrong state.



Maybe so, but we got White Castle's. First fast-food hamburger chain ever. First industrial-strength spatula. First mass-produced paper hat. First to sell a million hamburgers. First to sell a billion hamburgers. First frozen fast food for sale. The original Slyder.


The innuendo needed to make a name like White Castle's funny just isn't in the budget. Outside contractors would be brought in, plumbers by the hour... It's just not worth it.
I could sell a billion burgers too if I sold them as cheap as White Castle's. Bums can eat there if they've not drank all their beggings.


white castle burgers are actually the purest according to fast food nation (if I remember correctly)


They gots the taste, that's for sure.
However, the name just isn't funny. It doesn't matter that white=pure. There is just no cutting the comedic mustard with it's bastard self.



They're the most pure? That must be what makes em fly through you and escape quickly out the other end. They're like the solid equivalent to water.

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

JUN 22, 2004 07:17 PM

MrMuller said:

KingMob23 said:

dkmfc said:

KingMob23 said:

MrMuller said:

MisterSatan said:
That's because you all live in the wrong state.



Maybe so, but we got White Castle's. First fast-food hamburger chain ever. First industrial-strength spatula. First mass-produced paper hat. First to sell a million hamburgers. First to sell a billion hamburgers. First frozen fast food for sale. The original Slyder.


The innuendo needed to make a name like White Castle's funny just isn't in the budget. Outside contractors would be brought in, plumbers by the hour... It's just not worth it.
I could sell a billion burgers too if I sold them as cheap as White Castle's. Bums can eat there if they've not drank all their beggings.


white castle burgers are actually the purest according to fast food nation (if I remember correctly)


They gots the taste, that's for sure.
However, the name just isn't funny. It doesn't matter that white=pure. There is just no cutting the comedic mustard with it's bastard self.



They're the most pure? That must be what makes em fly through you and escape quickly out the other end. They're like the solid equivalent to water.



I will NEVER, EVER forget the frozen White Castle "burgers" I bought at 3AM at a bus station somewhere in the midwest on my way by Greyhound to New York. They were, without question, the worst things I've ever put in my mouth and still swallowed. And I've eaten boiled octopus. Horrible, horrible. They must have been in that freezer since 1973. puke puke

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