MisterSatan said:
You know, I was in San Francisco a couple weeks ago, where I ate at an In-N-Out Burger for the first time in my life. It was good. REALLY good.
Look who regrets banning Californians from his precious homestate.
Regret? HA!
There's only one Californian I want up here, and she has nothing to with hamburger chains and whatnot.
MisterSatan said:
That's because you all live in the wrong state.
Maybe so, but we got White Castle's. First fast-food hamburger chain ever. First industrial-strength spatula. First mass-produced paper hat. First to sell a million hamburgers. First to sell a billion hamburgers. First frozen fast food for sale. The original Slyder.
The innuendo needed to make a name like White Castle's funny just isn't in the budget. Outside contractors would be brought in, plumbers by the hour... It's just not worth it.
I could sell a billion burgers too if I sold them as cheap as White Castle's. Bums can eat there if they've not drank all their beggings.
MisterSatan said:
That's because you all live in the wrong state.
Maybe so, but we got White Castle's. First fast-food hamburger chain ever. First industrial-strength spatula. First mass-produced paper hat. First to sell a million hamburgers. First to sell a billion hamburgers. First frozen fast food for sale. The original Slyder.
The innuendo needed to make a name like White Castle's funny just isn't in the budget. Outside contractors would be brought in, plumbers by the hour... It's just not worth it.
I could sell a billion burgers too if I sold them as cheap as White Castle's. Bums can eat there if they've not drank all their beggings.
white castle burgers are actually the purest according to fast food nation (if I remember correctly)
They gots the taste, that's for sure.
However, the name just isn't funny. It doesn't matter that white=pure. There is just no cutting the comedic mustard with it's bastard self.
nerdboy2345 said:
no, white castles is the ultimate drunk food. they are damn good anytime of the day. foreigners to a white castle state just cant appreciate it, sorry
What are you talking about? I can appreciate diarrhea as much as the next guy.
nerdboy2345 said:
no, white castles is the ultimate drunk food. they are damn good anytime of the day. foreigners to a white castle state just cant appreciate it, sorry
What are you talking about? I can appreciate diarrhea as much as the next guy.
"Sliders", indeed.
after years of bowel conditioning, no more diarrhea. i think im going to go get some jalapeno cheeseburgers right now
MisterSatan said:
That's because you all live in the wrong state.
Maybe so, but we got White Castle's. First fast-food hamburger chain ever. First industrial-strength spatula. First mass-produced paper hat. First to sell a million hamburgers. First to sell a billion hamburgers. First frozen fast food for sale. The original Slyder.
The innuendo needed to make a name like White Castle's funny just isn't in the budget. Outside contractors would be brought in, plumbers by the hour... It's just not worth it.
I could sell a billion burgers too if I sold them as cheap as White Castle's. Bums can eat there if they've not drank all their beggings.
white castle burgers are actually the purest according to fast food nation (if I remember correctly)
They gots the taste, that's for sure.
However, the name just isn't funny. It doesn't matter that white=pure. There is just no cutting the comedic mustard with it's bastard self.
They're the most pure? That must be what makes em fly through you and escape quickly out the other end. They're like the solid equivalent to water.
MisterSatan said:
That's because you all live in the wrong state.
Maybe so, but we got White Castle's. First fast-food hamburger chain ever. First industrial-strength spatula. First mass-produced paper hat. First to sell a million hamburgers. First to sell a billion hamburgers. First frozen fast food for sale. The original Slyder.
The innuendo needed to make a name like White Castle's funny just isn't in the budget. Outside contractors would be brought in, plumbers by the hour... It's just not worth it.
I could sell a billion burgers too if I sold them as cheap as White Castle's. Bums can eat there if they've not drank all their beggings.
white castle burgers are actually the purest according to fast food nation (if I remember correctly)
They gots the taste, that's for sure.
However, the name just isn't funny. It doesn't matter that white=pure. There is just no cutting the comedic mustard with it's bastard self.
They're the most pure? That must be what makes em fly through you and escape quickly out the other end. They're like the solid equivalent to water.
I will NEVER, EVER forget the frozen White Castle "burgers" I bought at 3AM at a bus station somewhere in the midwest on my way by Greyhound to New York. They were, without question, the worst things I've ever put in my mouth and still swallowed. And I've eaten boiled octopus. Horrible, horrible. They must have been in that freezer since 1973.
A_White_Pony
Lake Forest, CA
March 2003
MAY 29, 2004 12:02 AM