Make a story about someone elses username

more people need to read lolita.

I feel like I lost all my irony...

You torture a perfectly obvious username into something convoluted and contrived and this is the thanks you get...

how do you type again?

you hit the 'a' key and then the 'g','a','i' and 'n' keys in order.

soo clever-like

*doffs hat and bows* Never one to let a cheap shot by.

eep, my mistake dear sir.

thank you

humberthumbert: humps a thumb named bert and likes to roll around in dirt for perks

edit: sp

[Edited on May 28, 2004 by Lina]

whiterabbit: After spending formative years being chased by girls named Alice while having left the house past the appointed hours whiterabbit eventually settled down with an Australian soap actress who had his image tattooed onto her shoulder for Keanu Reeves to follow before becoming a messianic saviour of the virtual planet. They marched down the aisle to a song by Jefferson Airplane. In his spare time he likes to be pulled out of a hat by stage magicians. He has a morbid fear of being tossed into boiling water by Glenn Close. When it came time to pick a username for SG there seemed only one viable choice.

Oh and humberthumbert, no worries sweetie.

well you know, theres a litle bit of truth in that story!

PRock was supposed to be Prick, because I am one. But I mistyped it, and the name kinda stuck.

Oh, and GirlScout is because I had sex with one once. Okay, twice.

Dentarthurdent came about because my lisp carries into my typing. That, or I have a James Bond complex.

[Edited on Sep 14, 2005 by Sorcha]

Sorcha is something I found myself saying alot actually. See I have a huge level of self importance above and beyond....... well everyone. People just dont do things right. Not like me. I know how to do everything. Seeing as though I do everything right, one of the things I do Is help people improve their ways. And my sales pitch for this is, "Dont worry! I'll sorcha out buddy!"

Then I go tell them to go fuck them selfs....... another thing I do very well

[Edited on Sep 15, 2005 by Jacknhill]