Make a story about someone elses username

So I got this idea in chat when I saw rockinsteve's username.

Take the nick of the poster above you and then describe how you got the nickname as if you were them. The story and name must make sense together.

Since rockinsteve was the inspiration for this idea I will start with that.

nickname : rockinsteve
reason for my nickname: It means moving cargo in a ship. Which is sort of like rockinchair but that nickname was already taken on AOL. Plus, my name is Steve.

nickname:NcroSanct
reason for my nickname: ima reelly bad speler. i caunt spel wurth shitt!! i wuas actuualy trying two spel Necro...fuk, i allredi firgot how two spel the secund werd. someone actualy told me afterwurds, but sins i everyone wuas used to seeing it mispeled laik this, i desided two keep it.

nickname: beunosayres

i got my nickname after escaping the nuremburg trials to south america. i live in a house boat off the coast and just thought i'd pay my respects to the place i now call home.

nickname: Rottenart

I go my nickname while giving prison tats of pedophile scenes to big men with tiny libidos, I never once looked back at the horror....I survived...I evolved......and eventually came back and avenged the children....in a darker time when the moon stood still...

+ = StinkyTrunks

retro_active got that name by "sweating to the oldies"

dude, i rule...

yez yu doo

nickname: KlikKlak
reason for my nickname: i have a fetish for tapshoes.

ThisAintNoPicnic
I got this name from my time in the asylum for months they were the only words i would mumble incoherently

Nickname: FRANCHISE
I got this name back in the days on the Salmon fishing trowler I ran with my brother. I was the Master of Arms -capable of brutal dicipline in order to keep the mutiny at bay as we sailed off into Flemmish Cap looking for the kill.....They Call me FRANCHISE-cause I can bring it nationwide....

coldenginelogic:

I got this name because I used to work on my car after long trips. I would burn my hands all the time. When I would change the oil, I'd get a hot bath in greasy, used oil. One day I thought "Gee, maybe I shouldn't work on my car right after a long trip...I should wait until the engine cools off."

cash: i work on the boardwalk where cold hard cash rules... and yes, that is a phat ass roll of benjamins in my pocket.

Lina: After escaping the brutal dictatorship of Soviet Russia at the age of 17, I made my way to America. Once there, though, I soon found that obtaining citizenship would be difficult. I immediately sought out someone to marry me so that I might gain citizenship. Finding that the only person who would mary me was a fellow man, I opted to marry him following a sex change operation and, once that was completed, chose to adopt the name of my poor, late mother.

(Sorry bout making you a man)

50 Hammerpoints for whoever figures out where I got that idea from.

Name: Lina

Backstory: she was a shy girl back in school. Always too scared to go to the cute boy and say hi. After graduation, she resented herself for never even trying, so she set out to find the boy and see if they were meant to be. Only the boy turned out to be the heir to a hotel chain, and upon gradutation, was given a executive position in the company which required him to fly all over the world. She awaited patiently, and found out that he would be coming back into town and landing at her local airport. She awaited at the boarding gate to welcome him with open arms. The plane landed safely and the gate opened up, but before anyone came out, the cops ran into and minutes later, were dragging a man in their arms. She waitied patiently once people started walking off the plane, but their was no sign of the man she loved. She asked the last person to get off the plane if thay had seen the man she waited so long for, but the doctor looked at her and said, "I'm sorry, I did all I could."

"What do you mean?"

"Before landing, we were hi-jacked, and threatened to take the plane to a distant location where the hi-jackers were going to hold your friend for a ransom to fund they're renegade organization. But your friend refused to put so many others in danger for him. He bullrushed hi-jacker and was stabbed 8 times before he could subdue him... I tried with what little I had... but I lost him-"

-"NO!"

She could not believe what she had heard. "It couldn't have happened" she told herself, "not when I'm so close..." But she entered to plane and saw the paramedics surrounding a figure. She threw them all away to inspect the cloaked man, and to her horror, them an she never got to say "hi" was now gone forever...






...oh, and her name is Lina.


EDIT:

Fuck I should write faster... but I worked too hard to delete that story.

Name: Hammersmith

Backstory: Well someone has to make and repair hammers....

[Edited on May 28, 2004 by GreekGeek]

GreekGeek: constant teasing and a love for his heritage



[Edited on May 28, 2004 by tartpop_pinup]

Name: tartpop_pinup

Backstory: The spunky hooker refused to let her dictator of a pimp rule her life anymore. So she applied to a gentlemen's magazine to live a better life, and how could the refuse a hottie like that?!

greekgeek: god of old since zeus my uncle insisted I take up the family business...it was either greekgeek oy bob of biscuits...so you see the outcome...

Well, what would YOU do if the fuckers kept stealing the family's applebutter stash?

i'd say hedwig and the angry inch, but that was germany.

edit: sidewalker123 don't drive. he walks, and he counts while walking. he knows he's cool.

[Edited on May 28, 2004 by humberthumbert]

humberthumbert: An Engineered Retro Technician (or ERT)'s thumb, from the Humber in the North of England...

Hammersmith:

named after the lovely area of london where he was made buy a marrage of the clash and a king in his palace (Hammersmith palace!)

name: "G1"

story: "G" was taken

fpkk: An acronym for Funky Pink Kinky Kids - a short lived group of sexually ambiguous candy-ravers that all went on to become lawyers or dead.

googusse:was born with a stutter...e e enough s s said