Wierd dreams!

That is just wonderous! I wish my dreams were that heroic.

Oh thank god... I'm not the only one...

i got in a fistfight with an alligator in a dream once.

if i get baked a lot i don't remember my dreams. i hear you dream every night just don't always remember right.

In the dream I was at my old elementary school and I was on the play ground. A giant black panther was stretched across most of the dark sky, it was frozen in the middle of a leap, I tried to run but I it was like moving though syrup.

The weird thing is that about a year later my parents move us to a small town in their home state and the high schools mascot was a black panther. On the outside wall of the Gym was a picture of a black panther leaping, it was just like the one I’d seen in my dream.

I had a dream that I was shapeshifting...

At one point i turned from a flying squirell into a walrus.

Last week I had a dream that I went into the kitchen and I discovered that someone had pulled the gas cooker out from its space between the cupboards. I was worried that this might have caused a gas leak and I was scared as I interpreted the status of the cooker as indicating that a nutter had broken into the house, so I went upstairs to warn my housemate. His room was all dark apart from a green light in the corner where I could see he was standing. I tried to turn on his bedroom light (not the smartest thing to do when you suspect a gas leak, but hey, it was a dream) but the light switch didn't work.

Next thing, before, I knew it my housemate had pounced on me and pushed me out of the room and had me up against the wall at the top of the stairs and he was trying to strangle me! Then, get this, I woke up and I couldn't move and I still had the sensation that I was being strangled. After a while of me struggling to move, the sensation stopped and I could move again. This freaked me out a bit. Although the whole Sleep Paralysis (waking up and not being able to move) thing, is something I am familiar with by now as it has been happening to me every so often since I was a child, the experience is not normally quite as physically threatening as that.

I had a dream once the whole world everyone knew about was this secret underground facility that when looked at thru a map was shaped like a skeleton. all sunlight we saw was simulated and so was the weather and stuff.
Me and these chicks found out how to break out and see the real world but some of the group of girls got killed by guardsmen and shit.
I finally got out with these 2 toher chicks (out of 20) and i stole a cop car and escaped and hid behind a bush...

I once dreamt that I managed a monkey that was a semi professional bowler. he wore a bowling shirt and had to bowl side was because his arms were so long.

you don't recover from shit like that

I rarely remember my dreams, but when I do, they are always odd non sequiturs. In the last one I recollect, there was a group of knights from the round table in contemporary America. When they had drunk from the grail, they were cursed with eternal life until they cuold find it once again. For some reason, they decided to build a revolving restaurant because the tower construction reminded them of the shape of the grail. Then it turned into some kind of anxiety dream where I'm in a zombie movie. I think I was the cowardly character who makes a run for it.

Recently I've been having ridiculous dreams. A couple nights ago, I dreamt that me and a friend of mine were going to rob a hotel. I guess it's like a hotel/casino sort of huge glass, new york looking, building, but it's like in the middle of the nowhere, down south or something. So we stop by a house right near the hotel to get our stuff and advice on how to get in. And it's like this party going on, and there's Snoop Dogg sitting on the sofa. We walk over and ask him how to get into the hotel and get into the back rooms where the safe's at. Then he hands us like a traveling vending/candy thing, and one of those coin despensers that clip on your belt so you can make change. And we're like "oooh", and he says "fo shizzle" or some other bullshit. So we put the stuff on and go into the hotel and try to get into the back rooms, but there's like some lunch lady, and she isn't buying our ruse. And it's kinda hard to remember what went down at that point, I think we convinced her by selling her candy, and got past to the back rooms. But at that point, I didn't want to steal the stuff anymore because I figured she was already suspicious and she knew our faces, so we'd be the first one's they'd come after. Then I think I woke up.