plaingurl auction!

i have a feeling this one's gonna be big! the first of the ladies to be auctioned off!

plaingurl

remember: you don't have to bid with money, and you and she decide what you win!
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if you want to be auctioned off, let me know!

I bid a gazillion billion kisses

I will bid my left arm (I need my right one)

2 dozen boxes of mango madness snapple

1 Union Jack flag

a donut maker

2000 matchbox cars

a pair of really cool scissors

my favorite pair of Airwalks

you can have all my cars, my house, any money I have in the bank, in fact you can have my business and fuck it just take everything.

gimme gimme gimme gimme

My kingdom!

bring it:

a 1st generation ipod

a 1.8 GHz PC that i no longer use

all of the 'futurama' and 'family guy' DVD box sets (i burned out on them)

a bunnysutra watch

a bar of soap with the 'fight club' logo etched in it that i got when i won tickets over the radio to see a sneak preview of it back in 1999

*roots through wallet* aaaaaand $322 and some loose change

also, this is me *shakes hips*

[Edited on May 18, 2004 by Koenigsegg]

everything misterjesus said, plus misterjesus

lots of loose change and what ever you want really. my heart....

aw dammit.

Oh I see how it is! Well in that case I bid:
1. all three of my cars
2. My house
3. My dog
4. some really good cheesecake
5. my last pack of cigs
6. and my fave pair of boots
7. and my Christian Dior purse!

1 bottle chilled jagermeister
2 bags double stuff oreo's
1 new set of darts
and, let's see here......... a buck seventy two.

BUCK SEVENTY THREE! HAH! BEAT THAT

whats left of my heart if i can find it, and uh thats about all i got besides a wicked sense of humor but i cant afford to give that up

hmm how about three fiddy?

I bid:
1) A nice homecooked meal of plaingurl's choice for us to eat.
2) A nice homecooked meal for two for missbernie and the person of her choosing.

Suck up!

i raise a twenty i just found in my back pocket.
and a bottle cap and a little green army man.

your just jealous you didnt think of it first

I'll wait til you suckers blow all of your money & possessions......then I'll just ask her out.

I know

I bid:

-David Bowie
-2000 sticks of chapstick
-Anti-hangover medication
-The ability to watch chick flicks

(Helps to read the person's journal page )

Dude, getting auctioned off sounds like fun. If someone does it for me, I promise to return the favor.

I have some lint from my belly-button.
That's all I have to give at this moment.
But's it's my lint, and that should mean something.

so when does this auction end? is it like ebay?

girls should not be allowed to bid on other girls. they have an unfair advantage (girls always love girls more than boys) =\

I would be willing to..
*create a portrait of her in any meduim of her wishes
*Write a poem for her
*Cook an amazing 3 course dinner of the ethnicity of her choice
*nibble on her for my own breakfast
*Bathe her and pamper her for at least three days