Kingdom of Loathing

You're kind of adorable.

I mean...yeah, MrStitches is amazingly super-cool.

Aww shucks. . .

In the interest of full disclosure, "Oystery" was a typo. I'm not that adorable.

Well, I already screwed the game and I'm not even done with my Mt. Noob training. I went to the hermitage when I logged on tonight, but I forgot to check what I was supposed to be getting there. Now I got another trinket but I can't remember where the hermitage is.

You need the golden twig.

And I think you need another hermit permit.

I know. I just don't know where the hermit is.

Edit: I'm an idiot. Once I bought another permit, the hermitage reappeared in the big mountains, so thaaaaaaaaanks, Mr. d_day

Hahaha, it seems that I can't read.

It helps that I can't be concise. I could have just said, "I got the wrong thing at the hermitage and now it's gone. How do I go back?"

PS If you can't read, does that mean you didn't pass the literacy test? I did, but I never recognize anyone's name in chat. Probably because you all have cool names.

I never go in there.

Chat creeps me out. I only go in to talk to my clan mates.

And I did completely the same thing when I was first starting. "Where the frack did the hermit go?" Send me your name on KoL & I'll send you some good booze (my name is same as here). Careful, tho, Mr Stitches will TP your campsite!

Anyone know what's up with the spidery-thing under the cemetary?
"There's a small burned patch of ground here, smelling of used-up magical energy. You know that feeling you get from chewing on tinfoil? That's what it smells like."

Not sure I remember the spidery thing. I've ascended a few times and that quote sounds familiar, but I cannot remember for the life of me.

I'm Steve the Mediocre on kol by the by.

According to the wiki, it appears after you complete the fernswarthy's grave thing.

I'd love to say "I've got a bad feeling about this" but I said that when the penguins showed up on the beach.

I wish they would do something. I don't have nearly enough meat to win a raffle for some grimicite doodad.

Yeah, the penguins have been around for awhile with absolutely no action out of them...

But I thought the Temporal Rift was 4th-5th level (Cloca Cola and all that)? I'm @ 7 right now ...

msg'd

Word. KoL just went down for rollover but look for some goods tomorrow.

I do love this game so.

Yeah, it's probably all part of the NS13 transition, which it seems like they've been phasing in forever. Who knows what happens in the mind of Jick?

wow. fun. i would play this a lot if there weren't a 40 adventure limit! lol

3 days and i'm level 5 accordian thief.

The limit is 200 per day. 40 is just what you start out with.

Food and drink gives you extra adventures, as does joining a clan. Although most folks when they start get madly addicted and create a 2d character to ease the pain.