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Do vampires poo? [2]

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mattthegoon

Virginia Beach, VA

July 2002

MAY 14, 2004 12:41 PM

four words... DRACULA POOPIEST THREAD EVER!!!

32OneFizzy

Minneapolis, MN

March 2004

MAY 14, 2004 12:46 PM

no way do vampires poo.....*thinks*......they don't poo.

wings

I'm lost

November 2002

MAY 14, 2004 12:48 PM

The real, unanswered question is...

do they piss blood?

MrGinger

San Rafael, CA

November 2003

MAY 14, 2004 12:48 PM

They actually do poo. They poo salt.

acetracer

Hollywood, FL

January 2004

MAY 14, 2004 12:52 PM

According to evilwillow they have multiple assholes. They have to be using them for something.

And yes, I thought of that bash.org quote too when I saw this thread

Chest_Rockwell

Los Angeles, CA

March 2004

MAY 14, 2004 12:55 PM

i hear it comes out like red licorice.

BukkakeGod

Congers, NY

August 2003

MAY 14, 2004 01:02 PM

well if they transform into a bat, and poo, they are like birds, and piss n crap from the same hole in one nice shot. so technically, i guess they poop piss.... or something.

MrSmead

Savannah, GA

February 2003

MAY 14, 2004 01:08 PM

I don't think bats have cloacas.

thefuckingdaddy

Burkina Faso

August 2003

MAY 14, 2004 01:12 PM

i wasn't aware that vampires were anything more than a device used by stoker to romanatise the then fascination with vampirism, and to illustrate a fall from grace, or seduction to evil.

Klaus Kinski does not do his business when in character. <---

[Edited on May 14, 2004 by thefuckingdaddy]

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