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Do vampires poo?

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Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

MAY 14, 2004 02:21 AM

Well, do they?

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

MAY 14, 2004 02:25 AM

Anne Rice says no.

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

MAY 14, 2004 02:26 AM

Bah, what does she know?

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

MAY 14, 2004 02:27 AM

A lot about vampires, apparently. Witches too.

Are you calling her a liar?

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

MAY 14, 2004 02:28 AM

I'm saying she's never been into the john after one and checked out the bowl.

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

MAY 14, 2004 02:29 AM

She's too busy drinking absinthe and sniffing her hanky.

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

MAY 14, 2004 02:31 AM

I don't suppose her hanky smells like vampire poo. Do you think it smells rather metallic?

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

MAY 14, 2004 02:33 AM

Clara said:
I don't suppose her hanky smells like vampire poo. Do you think it smells rather metallic?

They have a high iron diet, so I suppose it must do. Small, metallic scats.

MarginWalker2002

San Diego, CA

April 2004

MAY 14, 2004 02:33 AM

I'm sorry Mr. Prince of the Night, but there seems to be a large quantity of blood in your stool sample...

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

MAY 14, 2004 02:35 AM

Nic said:
Small, metallic scats.

Clotty ones.

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

MAY 14, 2004 02:49 AM

Clara said:

Nic said:
Small, metallic scats.

Clotty ones.

Yeah. Sinkers.

SupremePizzaMan

Seattle, WA

September 2003

MAY 14, 2004 03:01 AM

Vampires poo out bad vampire movies. Like Van Hellsing.

Eli

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

MAY 14, 2004 03:03 AM

triple coilers.

SupremePizzaMan

Seattle, WA

September 2003

MAY 14, 2004 03:03 AM

Then they go to:

WARNING: YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO GO HERE
ratemypoo.com

[Edited on May 14, 2004 by SupremePizzaMan]

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

MAY 14, 2004 08:54 AM

SupremePizzaMan said:
Then they go to:

WARNING: YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO GO HERE
ratemypoo.com

[Edited on May 14, 2004 by SupremePizzaMan]

I rated poo for a very long time before I even really thought about what I was doing.

wings

I'm lost

November 2002

MAY 14, 2004 08:55 AM

I think you'll find your answer here.

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

MAY 14, 2004 09:02 AM

wingedyouth said:
I think you'll find your answer here.

I laughed so hard I was nearly sick.

cornelius

Tempe, AZ

OLD SKOOL

MAY 14, 2004 10:16 AM

of course they do... one big bloodclot a day.

implod

Seattle, WA

January 2004

MAY 14, 2004 10:20 AM

if something goes in doesnt something have to come out????

beaky

Miami, FL

April 2003

MAY 14, 2004 10:22 AM

My theory is that they poop when they are transformed into bats, this makes an easier clean up, and plus they can take their mini vamp/bat dumps on peoples heads, that way making them more EVIL!

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA

September 2003

MAY 14, 2004 10:39 AM

wingedyouth said:
I think you'll find your answer here.

I don't imagine that the disappearance of the anus is a part of the vampire transformation process.

wings

I'm lost

November 2002

MAY 14, 2004 10:50 AM

Jeff_Fries said:

wingedyouth said:
I think you'll find your answer here.

I don't imagine that the disappearance of the anus is a part of the vampire transformation process.

Dude... they're supernerds. You wanna challenge them? They'll probably melt your mind with thought-rays or something.

beaky

Miami, FL

April 2003

MAY 14, 2004 10:54 AM

wingedyouth said:

Jeff_Fries said:

wingedyouth said:
I think you'll find your answer here.

I don't imagine that the disappearance of the anus is a part of the vampire transformation process.

Dude... they're supernerds. You wanna challenge them? They'll probably melt your mind with thought-rays or something.

Scanners!!!!!!!!!!!!1

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

MAY 14, 2004 11:02 AM

guano.

plasticfangs

Portland, OR

OLD SKOOL

MAY 14, 2004 11:11 AM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

This thread is great!

This made me laugh so hard:

<Kazz> Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth.
<Sharkey> And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.

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