Words of Wisdom

Confrontation is sometimes the only way to find a resolution.

Fortune cookies are ALWAYS FUCKING RIGHT!

Live more. Sleep less.

Other peoples flaws are much easier to see than your own.

When words simply cannot summarize the frustruation you're feeling, you've still got two middle fingers. If they fail, a blunt object is never far.

for debts: they cant kill you and they cant eat you. (but they can make you pritty fucking homless).

just because calogne smells good, it doesnt mean it tastes good.

for work: just keep your opinions to yourself.

opinions are like assholes, everyones got one.

antibiotics nutralize birth control.