Words of Wisdom

What have you lerned? Try and render it to it's essence. I'll go first.

Once you have you will.

Who's next?

Subtext, beware of what people aren't saying.

"Normal" is like "Beauty"...

It's all in the perception of the beholder.

"Watch out where the huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow."

becareful of the toes you step on today for they maybe attached to the ass youhave to kiss tommorow.

when in doubt whip it out.

if its dumb and it works then it aint dumb is it?

all of murphy's 176 laws

Stupidity is under-rated

You can't work hard enough to get almost nothing.

At some point it becomes obvious that all that we know about history comes to us through interpretation.

What we seldom realize is that if this applies to history, it applies equally to the character of every human being.

Never strike the eight-ball hard.

Never forget your manners.

And never over-stay your welcome.

never play leapfrog with unicorns.

Don't spit into the wind.

Don't shit where you eat.

Never rub another man's rhubarb.

Stay on the charming side of drunk.

Brush your teeth.

Always carry a knife and a lighter.

Do what you're doing.

Share.

Be good or be good at it.

Relax.

life is dick, don't be short

Oh yeah, don't take it apart if you can't put it back together.

Don't mess around with Jim.

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger.

napalm sticks to kids is not a motivational phrase if you are in the military

don't compare yourself to other people. you are you. not them.

whoever smelt it dealt it!

people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

If you're going to put on Armor you better pee first.

Don't take a crap in public unless you are already on a mountain of other peoples' shit.

"what we do in life echos in eternity" hahaha fuckin cheesy, sorry


ok ok

"Don't piss on an electric fence (or in the water supply)"

If you dont eat here, dont shit here.

Never underestimate stupid people in large numbers.

You can get farther with a kind word and a gun than just a kind word.

Dont bring a knife to a gun fight.