What condom is the best?

What condom brand is the best?

[Edited on May 13, 2004 by Ali]

The one I fucked your mother with

i should call and ask mom than.

Hahahaha... best thread beginning ever.

I'm so old I remember when we just used a sheet of plasticwrap. Of course, that was before fire was invented too.

all i know is spermacide smells like burning hair........

i'm a trojan man,
but i wish they made unlubed with the resevoir tip,
cuz that regular round shit chokes my cock....... cock

I'm gonna, once again, Be the Kimono Evangelist.

Kimono Microthins - Fells like nothing, but stronger than the great wall o' china.

well i'd go with the trojans buts since thats what my dad used everytime he... well .. you know banged my mom that motherfucker, and i some how gotta say how the hell did i get here if the condom worked? so i been using lifestyles just cuase the got a pretty picture on the box and you can get them for free at teh clinic

that condom is best which doesn't leteth the sperm to breech

"Individually, electronically tested for quality assurance, all Kimono condoms exceed all US and international standards for strength and reliability."

How the fuck do you electronically test a condom?

Nifty

First, every condom is tested for pinholes using an electronic test. In this test, the condom is pulled over a metal form called a mandrel. The condom is then placed into the presence of an intense electrical field, which is created in the air or in water, depending on the equipment used by the manufacturer. Because rubber does not conduct electricity, no electricity should reach the metal mandrel under the condom. If the electricity reaches the metal mandrel through a pinhole, it closes a circuit, causing an indicator light to go off. Any condom failing this test is discarded. (Some machines discard the failures automatically.) This is the only test performed on every single condom, this is what manufacturers mean when they refer to "individual" or "electronic" testing.

Thanks Clara, I learned something new. Not that I've ever had any use for them

By the way, here's another thread on the subject http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Dirty+Talk/41895/

[Edited on May 13, 2004 by AceTracer]

trojan twisted pleasures

Ok I have another question, as I said I've never used one so I'm rather curious. How do you know which size is right? I know they have regular and "magnum" or whatever, and I don't have a big dong or anything, but I am somewhat thick, about 2 inches in diameter.

The one time I tried one on (so I at least look like I know what I'm doing when the time comes) it was really really tight, like uncomfortably so. Is that normal? Does it get looser as you use it? If I get the bigger ones, would that lose sensation and stuff or would it slip off? Like I said, I'm not that big, just thick.

Those which glow in the dark.

Actually, I found my answer in this thread I think. Has anyone tried custom fit condoms?

you don't want it to slip off,
cuz if you've ever had to reach down and slide it out,
you know that's gross,
and risky if it gets lost inside......

lifestyles and trojans are average sized,
kimonos are a little smaller,
but often, whats average is not how people are actually shaped
and sometimes the fit is different from style to style as well.......
some lubes make it slide around more,
some are slightly drier......

i say keep testing.......

personaly, i like trojans ultrasensetive lubed,
or lifestyles unlubed.
spermacide is safest, but as i said before it smells like burning hair.

yea, and it hurts the pee-pee.

From what I can tell they all say that. Apparently men are so insecure with their penis size, that condom manufacturers only make "LARGE", "MAGNUM", and "SUPER JUMBO SIZE".

hahahahahahahahahahaha , thats true I never noticed that before


well it would be embarrassing to but a pack of XTRA Small at the store