inviting vampires...

so, i was wondering, if a vampire came up to your door and was all like "hey dude, invite me in"

and you were all like "i will NOT invite you in"

but he didn't catch the "not"

will he still come in?

i'm just wondering... ya know... for future reference.

I would sing :

"we only come out at night the days are much too bright
we only come out at night
and once again you'll pretend to know me well my friends
and once again i'll pretend to know the way
thru the empty space
thru the secret places of the heart
we only come out at night the days are much too bright
we only come out at night
i walk alone i walk alone to find the way home
i'm on my own, i'm on my own to see the ways
that i can't help the days, you will make it home o.k
i know you can, and you can
we only come out at night, the days are much too bright
we only come out at night
and once again, you'll pretend to know that
there's an end, that there's an end to this begin
it will help you sleep at night
it will make it seem that right is always right
alright?
we only come out at night "

and then give him a beer... and then kick him out right when the sun was out really bright..

... why would you not invite him in?

the vampire would be all "I'm so coming in this place" and then ba-bounce! The aforementioned spooky powers would be like some kind of force field. And then the vampire would be all "dude, wtf?" and you'd be all "dude! I said NOT invite you in" and then maybe under your breath you'd mutter "stupid vampire" or something. Then the vampire would be pissed, and while you thought you had it made in the shade you'd find yourself being pounced on by a tiger. Not a vampire tiger, but a regular one that the vampire happened to keep as a pet. Being all regular, it wouldn't care about the whole invitation thing... it would just pounce on you and then drag you outside kicking and screaming... the vampire, of course, would get the last laugh. That old story.

i beleive the dark curse would not allow the vampire to come in, despite the fact he didn't "hear" you say "not"

If a vampire can't come in unless you want him to does he have to ask every time, just in case you don't feel like company one day?

further more.... what if you DO invite him in your house, but say you may not go in my room, he can't go in your room-- can he?

Silly people, vampires aren't real.

ever hear of "emotional vampires"?, they are definitely real...







[Edited on May 13, 2004 by Rudy_Stains]

Wait, are we talking about Jehovah's Witnesses?

i think Prince is a vampire and a JW.... holy shit!

Uh, well, I don't actually believe in Vampires, so I have no clue.

damn tigers. what if i threw a steak at the tiger. like a meat steak, not a wooden stake.

If I was a vampire, I'd go door to door pretending to be Ed McMahon with a giant fake Publishers Clearinghouse check. A massive novelty check will get you in anywhere.

Ok, so what if you ACCIDENTALY said "I invite you in.", but you MEANT to say "I do not invite you in." What then? What would the spooky powers have to say about that?

i would say ,"yea dude , come on in" and slam the door in his face just when he gets near. than i'll laugh and scream "you got served mr.fangs!!" in his face and throw garlic at him as he walks away crying blood.

If you said I invite you and you didnt mean to. Well you better hope you have some vampire slaying tools around otherwise you will be one come morning. Or maybe you get really lucky and your local friendly hunter will come and save you. But very unlikely any of this would happen unless you live in a big city were vampires can hide among normal humans.

What if you used sarcasm, like, "Psh, sure mister. I'll SO invite you into my house."

Do vampires get sarcasm? Or more accurately, do the powers that keep them out of your house get sarcasm?

Kick him in the balls and run. Even vampires aren't immune to that.

Now, what if I told him he could come in through the back door, but I just happened to have a stream of running fresh water flowing right in front of the door. That and I had just eaten a huge 'za, heavy garlic. Any chances of him getting by that?

I'd let him in. why would I say no?