UMMMMMMMMM........

Hello everyone...I've had one helluva day...I just really need a pick me up...tell me a joke...show me a picture.........do whatever you want...just get my mind off this god awful day i've had
PLEASE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay. A horse walks into a bar and the bartender goes, "Why the long face?"

two guys walk into a bar. the third one ducks.

Duck. Quack.

Chicken. Loner.

Booze man goes a googily ostrich dance.

wowza wowza wowza!!!!!!

I like Queensryche's "Operation: Mindcrime"

nothing a corndog cant fix!!!!

*hugs for you*

Service with a smile!!!

"a naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, a salami under the other.
the bartender says "so i suppose you won't be needing a drink?"
naked blond replies:

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

i forgot my pencil"

HAHA good ol breakfast club.

*sigh*

*duck*

that looks like dirty corndog love....

(bows)
(holds up the symbol for pi.)
(holds up another)
(and still a third)
(holds them all seemingly suspended)
he speaks...
"Balance"
"equal to"
"the same as"
"the undefined holds us"
"it becomes us"
"it makes us whole"
"by grasping the undefined,"
"we know who WE are."
(Bows)
(fade to black)

*best comic ever!!!!*


um so can i cum on your face now!??

/waves to &hearts A

[Edited on May 12, 2004 by FunkTion]

d'oh

*slaps Funk in the face*

(that means I like it)

*kicks Kos in the teeth*

now THATS chivalry for ya!!

*knees heartagram in the gut*

a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.

the bartender says, 'excuse me mister pirate, why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?'

'aargh matey, it's drivin' me nuts!'

My bro saved up 3 weeks of allowance to buy me a pass to this^...he's som sweet...
cutie