favorite rap lines

I usually don't like Southern rap, but Luda has a way with worrds
Ludacris ( We Got))
Fuck a medic, we gonna call yo ass a taxi cab
Bleedin' so hard you gonna need a life-size maxi pad

my Adidas only bring good news
and they are not used as selling shoes
they're black and white, white with black stripe
the ones I like to wear when I rock the mic


and

Like a bottle of Chateau Neuf Du Pap
I'm fine like wine when I start to rap.
beasties- body movin

also
Dont speak on it. Shut your trap.
I see your whole crew's yellow like mustard packs.
wu-tang- redbull

and a bunch by sage francis

"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. Lick on these nutz and suck the dick." Snoop Dogg

This is from my addled adolescensce forgive me if it offends, I offer:

Slick Rick the Ruler -INDIAN GIRL - AN ADULT STORY

Well, he was playing with her tits, they were soft not lumpy
And then he cracked the legs like humpty-dumpty
He’s fucking, sucking, also finger popping
He had, no intention of stopping
Crazy fun, he did not want to leave
His head was between her tits and he could barely breathe
He had to toss, turn, turn, toss
Meanwhile he was riding her with crazy force
She was burning hot, she said stop, stop.
He said are you talking sex or what?
I guess she didn’t realize what she started
Next thing you knew she was acting retarded
She said to him strangely and kind of merry
Stop now, or I’ll be unable to marry
He didn’t take her warning
He rode her till the morning
He rode that ass till the pussy started yawning

Wasn't this GB2? Remix of Every Little Step I Take?

Evil E was out coolin' with a freak one night
Fucked the bitch with a flashlight
Pulled it out, left the batteries in
So he could get a charge when he'd begin
Used his dick, the shit was tight
Bitches titties started blinkin' like taillights
Rolled her over to change the connection
Bitches' ugly face cold spoiled his erection

Hey, George Washington, down in hell, can you see me?
I'm standing on your grave and I'm fixed to take a pee-pee!

... I'm sweet and sour like a tangerine, fresh like a box of krispy kreme, kenny roger's gambler is my gambling theme, mixmaster mike on the scratch routine...

"Three MCs and One DJ"

The Beastie Boys

life ain't a bitch,
life is a beeeotch
who keeps the villagers circling the marketplace out searching for the g-spot,
maybe she didn't feel ya'll shared any similar interest,
maybe you're just an asshole,
maybe i'm just an asshole

all i ever wanted was to pick apart the day,
swallow up the pieces,
spit em at yer species,
reachin' the city of lost barnacles and leeches
night-light got me when the daylight went to evening...

aesop- Nightlight


[Edited on Jan 08, 2005 by STURANIUM_235]

"Tina got a big ol' butt
I know I said I'd be true
But Tina got a big ol' butt
So I'm leavin you"

LOL

[Edited on Jan 09, 2005 by throwabomb]

my favorite color's red
like the bloodshed
from kurt cobain's head
when he shot himself dead

rapunzel rapunzel let down your hair..

so i can climb up and get into your underwear....



gotta love those beasties

MC Hawking is the bomb shiznit, yo.
I'm bout to cop A Brief History of Rhyme
Check out this video.
Here's some lyrics from F*** the Creationists (may be offensive to some)
Fuck the damn creationists I say it with authority,
because kicking their punk asses be me paramount priority.
Them wack-ass bitches say, "evolution's just a theory",
they best step off, them brainless fools, I'll give them cause to fear me.
The cosmos is expanding every second, every day,
but their minds are shrinking as they close their eyes and pray.
They call their bullshit science like the word could give them cred,
if them bitches be scientists then cap me in the head.






[Edited on Jan 09, 2005 by madmanjo]

Schizophrenia
How many of you got it?
How many motherfuckers can say they psychotic?
How many motherfuckers can say
They brains dryrotted from pot?
You got it like I got it or not?
If you did you would know just what I'm talking 'bout
When your tongue's rotting out from cotton mouth
When you end up becoming so dependent on weed
That you end up spending a G
In the vending machine
You got the munchies
Look at you
Junk food junkie
Potato chips and lunch meat
Up in the front seat
Sometimes you can get so paranoid from ganja
That it's got you thinking the whole world is watching ya
Or maybe you don't smoke
Maybe you just grow
But whatever your drugs, yo
Go for the gusto
Just don't
Come fuck with me when I'm doing my drugs
You see me in the club don't come fucking my high up

i like big butts and i cannot lie...