favorite rap lines

"slob on my knob, like corn on the cob."

I'm rough like a freight train, smooth like ice, and Yo! Jeff wait up I think I can beat Mike Tyson....!!!

super nintendo, sega genesis
when i was dead broke, man, i couldn't picture this

Love is the key to end all your woes
You'll be my bitch, not a dirty hoe
Together as one we will be
I'll be fucking you and you'll be sucking me
Then lick my ass up and down
Lick it 'till your tongue turns doo-doo brown
Don't try to be slick and give me a kiss
C'mon, baby, we can do this!

"i got blood on my hands i got no remorse
i got blood on my dick cuz i fucked a corpse
im a nasty nigger."

or something to that effect.

I did it like this
I did it like that
I did it with the wiffle ball bat

aaaaaaand...

running from the law
the cops and the parents
"Is your name Michael Diamond?"
"Naw, Mine's Clarence!"

Straight to the hotel
I'm celibate
So boy you gets no tail
Kiss kiss
And still you gets nowhere
Just two blue balls down in your underwear

well she's got a hotty body, but her attitude is potty

I think I love you

" everyday is like my birthday, I'm mad gifted" Method Man

Listen here dear, step to the rear
Find yourself a seat, buy yourself a beer
Eat some pretzels, go play some videos
Thank you for your time honey, but hoe, I gotta go
I think I lost my coat, and plus I'm double parked
I thought you was my girl, see I can't see in the dark
Anyway I'm out, out is where I be
I've got to step, "With the viscosity"
When you see a honey by the strobelite
Black I hope you got good sight
For honey that you see, like a Shakespeare soliloquy
May or may not be, all that
In fact, quite wacked
With the girl that makes you stop tracks
But neither here nor there fear
Unless, of course, you don't care
Listen baby girl, let me say it slow
I-have-to-go

"... when it comes to this porn shit, you know who the master is. i'll leave necro tagged on your ass with jizz."

It's California Love, this California bud got a nigga gang of pub
I'm on one, I might bail up in the Century Club
with my jeans on, and my team strong
Get my drink on, and my smoke on
Then go home with, somethin to poke on
Loc it's on for the two-triple-oh
Comin real, it's the next episode...

Crews be actin like they gangs,
anyway
Be like, "Warriors! Come out
and playiyay!"
Burn me, I get into shit, I let it
out like diarrhoea
Got burnt once, but that was
only gonorrhea

Shame- System of a Down and Wu Tang Clan

Give it up, give it up nigga, you know what's happenin
Lil Goldie Loc'll keep the DoggHouse crackin, lackin
We usin dubs for the subs and 15's for the tweeters posted up by
The tray, like gangstas with the heaters
Gangbangin is my shit nigga
Is you still gon be my homie if I get a little bigger?
Fuck a bitch, never switches my motto
And if you disagree with me watch out for my hollows
Booyaka, booyaka, that's the sound from my cannon
Ouick to leave a motherfucker dead right where you're standin
You wanna roll with the doggs, but you can't
You too busy ridin nuts fool, get out the paint....

to the WINDOW!
to the WALL!
til the sweat drop down my BALLS!
til all these bitches CRAWL!
awww SKEET SKEET MUFUCKA!
awww SKEET SKEET GODDAMN!

actually, this is one of schafts favs. not mine.

i HATE lil jon

unless dave chapelle is doing it.

"now back to my friends nutz to ya nose to ya lips to ya chin "

"Who's all in? Since you put yourself on my dick, I put my nutz on ya chin..."

My neighbor came rolling up one day blasting his radio and all that I heard was
"I smell pussy" over and over again. It was awesome.


Oh! And the song in "Lost in Translation" when they're at the strip club
...Suckin on my titties like you wantin me...

I be tossin' and flossin'
My style is awesome
I be causin' more family feuds than Richard Dawson
(And the survey says:
Y'dead!)

"This is not my beautiful melting identity
The thoughts that I can't manipulate for the safe line
Is personal, one amongst many is the macro,
Made from the pain of the fragile"

"yo it wasn't even like that
I wanted my cardiovascular to fight back"

"Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain (motherfuck him and John Wayne)
Cause I'm Black and I'm proud
I'm ready and hyped plus I'm amped
Most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps"

"Now nothing holds significance
And nothing holds relavance
'Cause the only thing I can see is her elagance"

"Now there she goes again, the dopest Ethiopian
And now the world around me be gets movin in slow motion
when-ever she happens to walk by - why does the apple of my eye
overlook and disregard my feelings no matter how much I try?
Wait, no, i did not really pursue my little princess with persistance;
And I was so low-key that she was unaware of my existance"

Yeah, those are more like whole verses, but whatever.

yup - DMX - when my BF first got that album him and his friend thought that was the best ever.

don't get me wrong it would be my pleasure
to sing a song that could remove your shoes and your sweater
bartender let me get a shot of beam
cause this girl over here is trying to get me out of my jeans
and she doesn't seem to believe that i'm just another thief
came to take a piece and make you stutter when you breathe

you look like you were built for me
you talk like you want to steal my drink
you kiss like you already came
and that's a lift to pull a line for those without any game



that, or pretty much anything that atmosphere or aesop rock has ever said

i'm not a crook, i flipped the script and changed my ways
so i can get paid, everday
i see the same old shit, i see in the streets
i know you think i'm sellin' keys, but i only sell beats

...'cuz I'm da type of nigga thats built to last, if you fuck with me I'll put my foot in your ass...

grabbed the tree by the limb and shook it
like, "have you seen my self esteem, where the hell'd you put it?"
oh wait nevermind, i found it in a bottle