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missbernie

missbernie

HOPEFUL

Ypsilanti, MI

MAY 12, 2004 07:49 PM

"slob on my knob, like corn on the cob."

Mole_Harris

Mole_Harris

Portland, OR
March 2003

MAY 12, 2004 07:51 PM

I'm rough like a freight train, smooth like ice, and Yo! Jeff wait up I think I can beat Mike Tyson....!!!

Scuderiaferrari

Scuderiaferrari

Saint Petersburg, FL
January 2004

MAY 12, 2004 07:53 PM

super nintendo, sega genesis
when i was dead broke, man, i couldn't picture this

throatneedle

throatneedle

Baltimore, MD
September 2002

MAY 12, 2004 07:57 PM

Love is the key to end all your woes
You'll be my bitch, not a dirty hoe
Together as one we will be
I'll be fucking you and you'll be sucking me
Then lick my ass up and down
Lick it 'till your tongue turns doo-doo brown
Don't try to be slick and give me a kiss
C'mon, baby, we can do this!

h34rt4gr4m

h34rt4gr4m

Council Bluffs, IA
December 2003

MAY 12, 2004 08:07 PM

"i got blood on my hands i got no remorse
i got blood on my dick cuz i fucked a corpse
im a nasty nigger."

or something to that effect.

endlessben

endlessben

Grand Rapids, MI
November 2003

MAY 12, 2004 08:07 PM

I did it like this
I did it like that
I did it with the wiffle ball bat

aaaaaaand...

running from the law
the cops and the parents
"Is your name Michael Diamond?"
"Naw, Mine's Clarence!"

judypatricia

judypatricia

Brookline, MA
January 2004

MAY 12, 2004 08:08 PM

Straight to the hotel
I'm celibate
So boy you gets no tail
Kiss kiss
And still you gets nowhere
Just two blue balls down in your underwear

VitaminPink

VitaminPink

Saint Paul, MN
October 2003

MAY 12, 2004 08:21 PM

well she's got a hotty body, but her attitude is potty

Sophie_Sass

Sophie_Sass

Los Angeles, CA
October 2003

MAY 12, 2004 08:29 PM

endlessben said:
I did it like this
I did it like that
I did it with the wiffle ball bat

aaaaaaand...

running from the law
the cops and the parents
"Is your name Michael Diamond?"
"Naw, Mine's Clarence!"



I think I love you love

Dravenraine

dravenraine

USA
November 2003

MAY 12, 2004 08:30 PM

" everyday is like my birthday, I'm mad gifted" Method Man

ekim

ekim

I'm lost
January 2004

MAY 12, 2004 08:30 PM

Listen here dear, step to the rear
Find yourself a seat, buy yourself a beer
Eat some pretzels, go play some videos
Thank you for your time honey, but hoe, I gotta go
I think I lost my coat, and plus I'm double parked
I thought you was my girl, see I can't see in the dark
Anyway I'm out, out is where I be
I've got to step, "With the viscosity"
When you see a honey by the strobelite
Black I hope you got good sight
For honey that you see, like a Shakespeare soliloquy
May or may not be, all that
In fact, quite wacked
With the girl that makes you stop tracks
But neither here nor there fear
Unless, of course, you don't care
Listen baby girl, let me say it slow
I-have-to-go

Destro

Destro

Washington, PA
OLD SKOOL

MAY 12, 2004 08:34 PM

"... when it comes to this porn shit, you know who the master is. i'll leave necro tagged on your ass with jizz."

reacher

reacher

USA
March 2004

MAY 12, 2004 08:44 PM

It's California Love, this California bud got a nigga gang of pub
I'm on one, I might bail up in the Century Club
with my jeans on, and my team strong
Get my drink on, and my smoke on
Then go home with, somethin to poke on
Loc it's on for the two-triple-oh
Comin real, it's the next episode...

MotherSuperior

MotherSuperior

Falfurrias, TX
March 2004

MAY 12, 2004 08:45 PM

Crews be actin like they gangs,
anyway
Be like, "Warriors! Come out
and playiyay!"
Burn me, I get into shit, I let it
out like diarrhoea
Got burnt once, but that was
only gonorrhea

Shame- System of a Down and Wu Tang Clan

reacher

reacher

USA
March 2004

MAY 12, 2004 08:47 PM

Give it up, give it up nigga, you know what's happenin
Lil Goldie Loc'll keep the DoggHouse crackin, lackin
We usin dubs for the subs and 15's for the tweeters posted up by
The tray, like gangstas with the heaters
Gangbangin is my shit nigga
Is you still gon be my homie if I get a little bigger?
Fuck a bitch, never switches my motto
And if you disagree with me watch out for my hollows
Booyaka, booyaka, that's the sound from my cannon
Ouick to leave a motherfucker dead right where you're standin
You wanna roll with the doggs, but you can't
You too busy ridin nuts fool, get out the paint....

h34rt4gr4m

h34rt4gr4m

Council Bluffs, IA
December 2003

MAY 12, 2004 08:48 PM

to the WINDOW!
to the WALL!
til the sweat drop down my BALLS!
til all these bitches CRAWL!
awww SKEET SKEET MUFUCKA!
awww SKEET SKEET GODDAMN!

actually, this is one of schafts favs. not mine. smile

i HATE lil jon

unless dave chapelle is doing it.

vader

vader

Las Vegas, NV
OLD SKOOL

MAY 12, 2004 08:49 PM

"now back to my friends nutz to ya nose to ya lips to ya chin "

"Who's all in? Since you put yourself on my dick, I put my nutz on ya chin..."




Sophie_Sass

Sophie_Sass

Los Angeles, CA
October 2003

MAY 12, 2004 08:49 PM

My neighbor came rolling up one day blasting his radio and all that I heard was
"I smell pussy" over and over again. It was awesome. biggrin


Oh! And the song in "Lost in Translation" when they're at the strip club
...Suckin on my titties like you wantin me...

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

MAY 12, 2004 08:51 PM

I be tossin' and flossin'
My style is awesome
I be causin' more family feuds than Richard Dawson
(And the survey says:
Y'dead!)

Roger_Camden

Roger_Camden

Wyandotte, MI
December 2003

MAY 12, 2004 09:03 PM

"This is not my beautiful melting identity
The thoughts that I can't manipulate for the safe line
Is personal, one amongst many is the macro,
Made from the pain of the fragile"

"yo it wasn't even like that
I wanted my cardiovascular to fight back"

"Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain (motherfuck him and John Wayne)
Cause I'm Black and I'm proud
I'm ready and hyped plus I'm amped
Most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps"

"Now nothing holds significance
And nothing holds relavance
'Cause the only thing I can see is her elagance"

"Now there she goes again, the dopest Ethiopian
And now the world around me be gets movin in slow motion
when-ever she happens to walk by - why does the apple of my eye
overlook and disregard my feelings no matter how much I try?
Wait, no, i did not really pursue my little princess with persistance;
And I was so low-key that she was unaware of my existance"

Yeah, those are more like whole verses, but whatever.

h34rt4gr4m

h34rt4gr4m

Council Bluffs, IA
December 2003

MAY 12, 2004 09:09 PM

Sophie_Sass said:
My neighbor came rolling up one day blasting his radio and all that I heard was
"I smell pussy" over and over again. It was awesome. biggrin



yup - DMX - when my BF first got that album him and his friend thought that was the best ever.
whatever

Eero

Eero

USA
August 2003

MAY 12, 2004 09:11 PM

don't get me wrong it would be my pleasure
to sing a song that could remove your shoes and your sweater
bartender let me get a shot of beam
cause this girl over here is trying to get me out of my jeans
and she doesn't seem to believe that i'm just another thief
came to take a piece and make you stutter when you breathe

you look like you were built for me
you talk like you want to steal my drink
you kiss like you already came
and that's a lift to pull a line for those without any game



that, or pretty much anything that atmosphere or aesop rock has ever said

porcelainheart

porcelainheart

Lafayette, LA
February 2004

MAY 12, 2004 09:12 PM

i'm not a crook, i flipped the script and changed my ways
so i can get paid, everday
i see the same old shit, i see in the streets
i know you think i'm sellin' keys, but i only sell beats

8bitbeta

8bitbeta

Ocala, FL
February 2004

MAY 12, 2004 09:13 PM

...'cuz I'm da type of nigga thats built to last, if you fuck with me I'll put my foot in your ass...

Eero

Eero

USA
August 2003

MAY 12, 2004 09:14 PM

grabbed the tree by the limb and shook it
like, "have you seen my self esteem, where the hell'd you put it?"
oh wait nevermind, i found it in a bottle

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