Yoginis? Thelemites? Buddhists? Satanists?

The one on the right:

I think therefore I am. I think you are too.

HAHAHA! Cthulu for president! That flippin' cracks me up!

Fuckin' a... the Screwtape Letters is a beautiful thing.

can you toss three? can you juggle? Girls that juggle are cool. juggling has a nice Zen quality to it, so it totally goes with this thread...

They're all yummy.

Some I need smaller bites of though.

I've had food poisoning before.

Too much of a good thing.

i am what you might call a gnostic monotheist.

i believe in one god, the god of moses, jesus and mohammed, but i am not a jew, christian or muslim.

I worship my penis.

I suppose I can relate to gnostic monotheism. I am a monotheist in the sense that I believe that ultimate reality is non duality, but I am a polytheist in the sense that we are all embodiements of gods and goddesses, and on a subjective and even somewhat objective sense, there really are multitudes of gods and demons, but they are all a part of the Maya. (illusory world, cloak, veil.)

Peace Love and Understanding.

go Elvis Costello!

I'm a member of three Churches.. I'm a simul-theist.

Discordianism
Church of the SubGenius
Moorish Orthodox Church of America..

I've also got my own Thee Temple Ov Psychick Youth-esque cult project in the wings...

Go forth and be ordained.
I'm still looking into tax breaks, but for now just making people call me Reverend is reward enough.

A Buddhist and a Neo Omnian

The two lessons of Buddhism:

1) Unless a ritual has personal meaning it has no meaning.
2) You cannot ride a teacher's coattails to enlightenment. Buddha nature is within you not in the words of another.

The two lessons of the Great God Om:

1) This is not a game.
2) Here and now, today, you are alive.

I guess that I'm whatever results from combining A. O. Spare, Seidhr and pre-Socratic philosophy.

I'm a nihilistic mystic.

[Edited on May 14, 2004 by burningchrome]

"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!"

[Edited on May 13, 2004 by doghouse_reilly]

MrSatan just almost described my religious beliefs to a T...how god awful fucking scary is that?