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MisterJesus

MisterJesus

United Kingdom
November 2002

MAY 09, 2004 11:21 AM

never before, never again.

SiGma

SiGma

Israel
January 2004

MAY 11, 2004 10:59 AM

burningchrome said:
Is it my fault that power likes to walk on crooked legs? ~ Friedrich Nietzsche


puke

YOUR THOUGHTS. Not that prick's thoughts.

SiGma

SiGma

Israel
January 2004

MAY 11, 2004 11:03 AM

sakita

sakita

Sweden
February 2003

MAY 11, 2004 11:05 AM

Snottlebocket said:

0rGa5m_D0N0R said:
Dude, everyone's thought of that. Men in Black was all about that kinda shit.



lol i never said it was original even though i had that thought long before i'd even seen mib.




Well I have had that thought, and havent even seen those god awful movies.

burningchrome

burningchrome

Wayne, PA
May 2004

MAY 11, 2004 04:21 PM

I fear the day when I realise, that its myself that I despise. ~ BC


What's wrong with Nietzsche? He is one of the most sensitive, passionate, and misunderstood writers in Western or any other literature. Few writers have been so consistently misinterpreted.

[Edited on May 11, 2004 by burningchrome]

AceTracer

acetracer

Hollywood, FL
January 2004

MAY 11, 2004 04:30 PM

0rGa5m_D0N0R said:
And to think, I was being halfway serious.


You're the same guy that devirginizes girls for sport right? And you want us to be serious? surreal

[Edited on May 11, 2004 by AceTracer]

scotty_bane

scotty_bane

Fort Worth, TX
February 2004

MAY 11, 2004 04:36 PM

AceTracer said:
I was kind of hoping this was a Jack Handey thread frown

"When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil."

[Edited on May 09, 2004 by AceTracer]


as a kid when you are walking to school in the rain and someone drives by and splashes you its hard to decide if you should go to school all wet and muddy or turn back home and change into dry clothes but be late. so while he was thinking about it i drove around the block and splashed him again.

JuneCleavage

JuneCleavage

Denver, CO
April 2004

MAY 11, 2004 04:36 PM

some things are like white chocolate...unnecessary and bad tasting...

fpkk

fpkk

United Kingdom
June 2003

MAY 13, 2004 12:54 PM

life is scary... but then so is death...

beaky

beaky

Miami, FL
April 2003

MAY 13, 2004 12:57 PM

wank it, don't twist it

delusion

delusion

Santa Barbara, CA
March 2004

MAY 13, 2004 01:03 PM

if i think not, am i not? i think not.
(if you know where that is from you seriously kick some ass)

CrackRockColin

CrackRockColin

Atlanta, GA
March 2004

MAY 13, 2004 01:17 PM

the following is proof that i used to smoke alot of pot. and trade stoner stories with other fucking retards......
its called pen theory

if you take an everyday regular mechanical pen, the kind you write with, that goes "click click",
and put that pen in a box and shake the shit out of it, in enough time the pen will rattle apart.

totally apart. each piece by itself.

it stand to reason that if the same box containing the parts of the pen was shaken for a long enought period of time, the pen would shake all the way back together.

in the same sense, if the universe and existense or what ever is happening for a long enough period of time,

it also stands to reason that the chemical or atoms or whatever fucking coincidence's that make YOU will eventually happen again, and you will live the exact same life again..

or something like that.


fuckin eh

[Edited on May 13, 2004 by CrackRockColin]

kr1ssyk1tty

kr1ssyk1tty

Spokane, WA
March 2004

MAY 13, 2004 01:25 PM

40spokes said:
If I could change the world I would start with me.



DAMN...

itzjusme

itzjusme

San Mateo, CA
March 2004

MAY 13, 2004 01:45 PM

AceTracer said:
I was kind of hoping this was a Jack Handey thread frown

"When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil."


me too biggrin

"I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away"

djdigdoug

djdigdoug

Boston, MA
October 2003

MAY 13, 2004 02:03 PM

Fuck it. I'm superficial.
"Nothing deep here people! Move it along please!"

confused

n8tvegrl

n8tvegrl

Bend, OR
February 2004

MAY 13, 2004 02:10 PM

djdigdoug said:
Fuck it. I'm superficial.
"Nothing deep here people! Move it along please!"

confused




Yeah! Let's get back to booty and boobies please!!!

tongue

TheJuanupsman

TheJuanupsman

Hopkins, MN
April 2004

MAY 13, 2004 08:44 PM

The more you distance yourself from enbarassing people, the harder they work to be an embarassnent to you.

[Edited on May 13, 2004 by thejuanupsman]

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