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SiGma

SiGma

Israel
January 2004

MAY 09, 2004 01:39 AM

Express some deep shit that you just came up with.

My contribution:

"Nothing is simple. Not even this assertion"

(Heh, it's all recursive and shit)

40spokes

40spokes

I'm lost
March 2004

MAY 09, 2004 01:49 AM

If I could change the world I would start with me.

KlikKlak

KlikKlak

San Francisco, CA
April 2004

MAY 09, 2004 01:51 AM

motivation is 50% motive 50% ation whatever

DrStinkypants

DrStinkypants

Saint Paul, MN
October 2002

MAY 09, 2004 01:52 AM

beans and franks

MrGinger

MrGinger

San Rafael, CA
November 2003

MAY 09, 2004 02:08 AM

can you waste mangina on buffoonery?

AceTracer

acetracer

Hollywood, FL
January 2004

MAY 09, 2004 02:13 AM

I was kind of hoping this was a Jack Handey thread frown

"When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil."

[Edited on May 09, 2004 by AceTracer]

jj987666

jj987666

Botswana
February 2004

MAY 09, 2004 02:15 AM

man gina?

Snottlebocket

Snottlebocket

Netherlands
March 2004

MAY 09, 2004 02:52 AM

ok bear with me on this one...

have you ever noticed how atoms kinda look like solar systems?
you got your basic proton and neutron core and around it orbit all the electrons just like a sun and it's planets.
and if you split or destroy the core you release tremendous energy just like you would if you exploded the sun.

now everything is made up out of atoms, countless of little solar systems and maybe some of those carry life!
when you're eating a cheeseburger you might be destroying entire galaxies and bringing apocalypse to untold civilisations or even worse our own universe might end because some kind of higher being might get peckish and eat the cheese that contains our galaxy.

that one's a reall kicker to think about when you're stoned or something surreal

SiGma

SiGma

Israel
January 2004

MAY 09, 2004 03:33 AM

Snottlebocket said:
ok bear with me on this one...

have you ever noticed how atoms kinda look like solar systems?
you got your basic proton and neutron core and around it orbit all the electrons just like a sun and it's planets.
and if you split or destroy the core you release tremendous energy just like you would if you exploded the sun.

now everything is made up out of atoms, countless of little solar systems and maybe some of those carry life!
when you're eating a cheeseburger you might be destroying entire galaxies and bringing apocalypse to untold civilisations or even worse our own universe might end because some kind of higher being might get peckish and eat the cheese that contains our galaxy.

that one's a reall kicker to think about when you're stoned or something surreal



Dude, everyone's thought of that. Men in Black was all about that kinda shit.

Muzencab

Muzencab

Federal Way, WA
November 2003

MAY 09, 2004 04:10 AM

0rGa5m_D0N0R said:

Snottlebocket said:
ok bear with me on this one...

have you ever noticed how atoms kinda look like solar systems?
you got your basic proton and neutron core and around it orbit all the electrons just like a sun and it's planets.
and if you split or destroy the core you release tremendous energy just like you would if you exploded the sun.

now everything is made up out of atoms, countless of little solar systems and maybe some of those carry life!
when you're eating a cheeseburger you might be destroying entire galaxies and bringing apocalypse to untold civilisations or even worse our own universe might end because some kind of higher being might get peckish and eat the cheese that contains our galaxy.

that one's a reall kicker to think about when you're stoned or something surreal



Dude, everyone's thought of that. Men in Black was all about that kinda shit.

\

Dont you know everthing is made of ether!!! And for the smart asses ether is made of thought.

really makes ya think.









Dont sas me.

Snottlebocket

Snottlebocket

Netherlands
March 2004

MAY 09, 2004 04:49 AM

0rGa5m_D0N0R said:
Dude, everyone's thought of that. Men in Black was all about that kinda shit.



lol i never said it was original even though i had that thought long before i'd even seen mib.

ahakek

ahakek

Iraq
April 2004

MAY 09, 2004 05:00 AM

Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like bananas

Muzencab

Muzencab

Federal Way, WA
November 2003

MAY 09, 2004 05:05 AM

kekaha said:
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like bananas



Thas pritty damn good. I'm gonna use that one.

SupremePizzaMan

SupremePizzaMan

Seattle, WA
September 2003

MAY 09, 2004 05:12 AM

Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
- Jack Handey

jackspade

jackspade

Pittsburgh, PA
OLD SKOOL

MAY 09, 2004 07:33 AM

I always think that Haiku tend to make deep thoughts even deeper.

Such as:

A louder tailpipe
Does not make your dinky car
any less dinky.

[Edited on May 09, 2004 by jackspade because he is a little slow in the mornings.]

[Edited on May 09, 2004 by jackspade]

SiGma

SiGma

Israel
January 2004

MAY 09, 2004 08:22 AM

And to think, I was being halfway serious.

figmentation

figmentation

I'm lost
December 2003

MAY 09, 2004 09:27 AM

heeheee...

Free spirits are vastly underaprricated, To attempt to tie themdown and become bankers or lawyers is as futile is trying to convince a brick to become good compost.

ya.

Nosferatv

Nosferatv

Portland, OR
February 2004

MAY 09, 2004 09:36 AM

why the hell is the water heater in my house called a "hot water heater?" if the water is already hot, why does it need to be heated?

gutterman

gutterman

Austin, TX
August 2003

MAY 09, 2004 09:38 AM

Here's my deep thought, also expressed in haiku form.


What the fuck is that?
Use the goddamn free software.
Spell check, you shitstick.

pb

pb

USA
December 2003

MAY 09, 2004 09:54 AM

being hung over is sort of like getting your ass kicked, but you get to pay for the privelage.


-pb mad

SurfBetty

SurfBetty

Atlantic Beach, FL
December 2003

MAY 09, 2004 10:17 AM

By Jack Handy?

skull

sixsixty

sixsixty

Oakland, CA
OLD SKOOL

MAY 09, 2004 10:24 AM

-if a tree falls in a forest, and there is no one there to hear it, do you still get cellphone service?

-the sound of one hand clapping is the nokia ringtone.

burningchrome

burningchrome

Wayne, PA
May 2004

MAY 09, 2004 10:26 AM

Is it my fault that power likes to walk on crooked legs? ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

fpkk

fpkk

United Kingdom
June 2003

MAY 09, 2004 11:14 AM

"If you're thinking of killing yourself by blowing your head off with a gun just stop and think "Hey! At least I have a gun!" Then go out and kill whichever asshole made you feel suicidal.

Don't kill yourself. Kill other people" ~Sean Kennedy

hoisin

hoisin

United Kingdom
April 2004

MAY 09, 2004 11:17 AM

If you can't fuck it or eat it, leave it.

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