Deep Thoughts

Express some deep shit that you just came up with.

My contribution:

"Nothing is simple. Not even this assertion"

(Heh, it's all recursive and shit)

If I could change the world I would start with me.

motivation is 50% motive 50% ation

beans and franks

can you waste mangina on buffoonery?

I was kind of hoping this was a Jack Handey thread

"When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil."

[Edited on May 09, 2004 by AceTracer]

man gina?

ok bear with me on this one...

have you ever noticed how atoms kinda look like solar systems?
you got your basic proton and neutron core and around it orbit all the electrons just like a sun and it's planets.
and if you split or destroy the core you release tremendous energy just like you would if you exploded the sun.

now everything is made up out of atoms, countless of little solar systems and maybe some of those carry life!
when you're eating a cheeseburger you might be destroying entire galaxies and bringing apocalypse to untold civilisations or even worse our own universe might end because some kind of higher being might get peckish and eat the cheese that contains our galaxy.

that one's a reall kicker to think about when you're stoned or something

Dude, everyone's thought of that. Men in Black was all about that kinda shit.

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Dont you know everthing is made of ether!!! And for the smart asses ether is made of thought.

really makes ya think.









Dont sas me.

lol i never said it was original even though i had that thought long before i'd even seen mib.

Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like bananas

Thas pritty damn good. I'm gonna use that one.

Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
- Jack Handey

I always think that Haiku tend to make deep thoughts even deeper.

Such as:

A louder tailpipe
Does not make your dinky car
any less dinky.

[Edited on May 09, 2004 by jackspade because he is a little slow in the mornings.]

[Edited on May 09, 2004 by jackspade]

And to think, I was being halfway serious.

heeheee...

Free spirits are vastly underaprricated, To attempt to tie themdown and become bankers or lawyers is as futile is trying to convince a brick to become good compost.

ya.

why the hell is the water heater in my house called a "hot water heater?" if the water is already hot, why does it need to be heated?

Here's my deep thought, also expressed in haiku form.


What the fuck is that?
Use the goddamn free software.
Spell check, you shitstick.

being hung over is sort of like getting your ass kicked, but you get to pay for the privelage.


-pb

By Jack Handy?

-if a tree falls in a forest, and there is no one there to hear it, do you still get cellphone service?

-the sound of one hand clapping is the nokia ringtone.

Is it my fault that power likes to walk on crooked legs? ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

"If you're thinking of killing yourself by blowing your head off with a gun just stop and think "Hey! At least I have a gun!" Then go out and kill whichever asshole made you feel suicidal.

Don't kill yourself. Kill other people" ~Sean Kennedy

If you can't fuck it or eat it, leave it.