I BEAT THE INTERNET!!!

Seriously. I've looked at everything there is to look at. Nothing is new anymore.

I guess the final boss was pretty tough though. Especially since I didn't use the 30-life code.

Who is the final boss? Tell us! Is it Bill Gates?

Oh yeah! Well I beat HALO on Legendary by myself!

it's AL GORE, CREATOR OF THE INTERNET

This reminds me of the dial-up Internet commercial on the TV a few years ago. A customer is booted from his connection and receives a pop-up message with a metallic voice-over saying something like, "You have browsed the entire Internet. There is nothing left to see. Goodbye."

are you Tron?

I beat the internet every day.











beat off that is

MisterJesus, you beat off the internet? Like, with a stick, or vaseline style? Is the internet satisfied with your efforts? Or is just sad and confused? You know what I think? I think you probably gave the internet a little gas. Good job Bro.

Now go back and beat it while taking nothing you read as the literal truth.

Why? Do you get hidden levels that way?

did you find all the secrets on every level, like in Wolf3D? and did you mow down deamons and monsters with a double barrelled shotgun? if so, fuckin sweet

Where have I heard this before?

Holy SHIT that site rules!

"umop|apisdn|MoD oh my god
umop|apisdn|MoD i forgot to wipe my ass
umop|apisdn|MoD brb"

"Fly_kEaT ok so what time now in russia?
amsea_ 17:06
Fly_kEaT am or pm?"

[Edited on May 08, 2004 by TANK_Ex_Mortis]

Check the top 100, be prepared to laugh until your insides hurt for the next few hours.

Oh shit.... I haven't seen that site in like three years or something. I KNEW when I was posting this thread that I couldn't be nearly clever enough to be the first one to think of this.

#46496 +(65)- [X]

<nirosys> whoever decided it'd be a good idea to rar an iso up, then throw it in a tar... then gzip it...
<nirosys> should be shot..


Wow, I laughed for 5 minutes at that.

Yeah...you can lose HOURS on that site.

<TRON> if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

[Edited on May 08, 2004 by wingedyouth]

Maybe you have to fight both of them at the same time...

I have a quote on there from about a year ago, but it's not particularly funny.

http://bash.org/?80925

See, when people say they've already seen everything ont he internet it really pisses me off for two reasons:
1. You're admitting that your fucking geek.
2. You're admitting that your a fucking idiot.

Because the fact is if you started reading every web page now you would never read them all in your whole lifetime, nor in several, since they are constantly being updated and new pages are added in the 100's everyday.

So get over yourself, UberDork.

What the hell is that site?

<studdud> what the fuck is wtf




<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns





WallJam7: roses are red
WallJam7: violets are blue
WallJam7: all of my base
WallJam7: are belong to you


[Edited on May 09, 2004 by bangbrothers]

[Edited on May 09, 2004 by bangbrothers]

Well, you could actually look at the site and see what it is, or you could just look at the title: "Quotes Database"