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wings

wings

I'm lost
November 2002

MAY 08, 2004 08:56 AM

Seriously. I've looked at everything there is to look at. Nothing is new anymore.

I guess the final boss was pretty tough though. Especially since I didn't use the 30-life code.

Hammersmith

Hammersmith

Boston, MA
December 2003

MAY 08, 2004 09:01 AM

Who is the final boss? Tell us! Is it Bill Gates?

burningchrome

burningchrome

Wayne, PA
May 2004

MAY 08, 2004 09:01 AM

Oh yeah! Well I beat HALO on Legendary by myself!

decedent

decedent

Boston, MA
December 2003

MAY 08, 2004 09:08 AM

Hammersmith said:
Who is the final boss? Tell us! Is it Bill Gates?


it's AL GORE, CREATOR OF THE INTERNET

Holden_Caulfield

Holden_Caulfield

Ann Arbor, MI
April 2004

MAY 08, 2004 09:57 AM

This reminds me of the dial-up Internet commercial on the TV a few years ago. A customer is booted from his connection and receives a pop-up message with a metallic voice-over saying something like, "You have browsed the entire Internet. There is nothing left to see. Goodbye." smile

MrGinger

MrGinger

San Rafael, CA
November 2003

MAY 08, 2004 11:02 AM

are you Tron?

MisterJesus

MisterJesus

United Kingdom
November 2002

MAY 08, 2004 11:15 AM

I beat the internet every day.











beat off that is

MrGinger

MrGinger

San Rafael, CA
November 2003

MAY 08, 2004 11:29 AM

MisterJesus, you beat off the internet? Like, with a stick, or vaseline style? Is the internet satisfied with your efforts? Or is just sad and confused? You know what I think? I think you probably gave the internet a little gas. Good job Bro.

Corvus

Corvus

Portland, OR
April 2004

MAY 08, 2004 02:21 PM

Now go back and beat it while taking nothing you read as the literal truth.

wings

wings

I'm lost
November 2002

MAY 08, 2004 04:12 PM

Hogsflare said:
Now go back and beat it while taking nothing you read as the literal truth.



Why? Do you get hidden levels that way?

BukkakeGod

BukkakeGod

Congers, NY
August 2003

MAY 08, 2004 04:33 PM

did you find all the secrets on every level, like in Wolf3D? and did you mow down deamons and monsters with a double barrelled shotgun? if so, fuckin sweet biggrin

AceTracer

acetracer

Hollywood, FL
January 2004

MAY 08, 2004 04:37 PM

TANK_Ex_Mortis

TANK_Ex_Mortis

Yellow Springs, OH
January 2004

MAY 08, 2004 04:47 PM


Holy SHIT that site rules!

"umop|apisdn|MoD oh my god
umop|apisdn|MoD i forgot to wipe my ass
umop|apisdn|MoD brb"

"Fly_kEaT ok so what time now in russia?
amsea_ 17:06
Fly_kEaT am or pm?"

[Edited on May 08, 2004 by TANK_Ex_Mortis]

AceTracer

acetracer

Hollywood, FL
January 2004

MAY 08, 2004 05:15 PM

TANK_Ex_Mortis said:
Holy SHIT that site rules!


Check the top 100, be prepared to laugh until your insides hurt for the next few hours.

wings

wings

I'm lost
November 2002

MAY 08, 2004 07:06 PM



Oh shit.... I haven't seen that site in like three years or something. I KNEW when I was posting this thread that I couldn't be nearly clever enough to be the first one to think of this.

Sen

Sen

USA
January 2004

MAY 08, 2004 08:48 PM

#46496 +(65)- [X]

<nirosys> whoever decided it'd be a good idea to rar an iso up, then throw it in a tar... then gzip it...
<nirosys> should be shot..


Wow, I laughed for 5 minutes at that.

wings

wings

I'm lost
November 2002

MAY 08, 2004 09:36 PM

Sen said:
#46496 +(65)- [X]

whoever decided it'd be a good idea to rar an iso up, then throw it in a tar... then gzip it...
should be shot..


Wow, I laughed for 5 minutes at that.



Yeah...you can lose HOURS on that site.

<TRON> if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

[Edited on May 08, 2004 by wingedyouth]

radiofrank

radiofrank

Mississauga, ON
November 2002

MAY 08, 2004 09:38 PM

bocuma said:

Hammersmith said:
Who is the final boss? Tell us! Is it Bill Gates?


it's AL GORE, CREATOR OF THE INTERNET




Maybe you have to fight both of them at the same time...

AceTracer

acetracer

Hollywood, FL
January 2004

MAY 08, 2004 09:41 PM

I have a quote on there from about a year ago, but it's not particularly funny.

http://bash.org/?80925

Wren

Wren

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

MAY 08, 2004 09:44 PM

AceTracer said:

TANK_Ex_Mortis said:
Holy SHIT that site rules!


Check the top 100, be prepared to laugh until your insides hurt for the next few hours.


____________________
#4848 +(4001)- [X]

<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK
_____________________

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh....oh, that's some funny stuff.

Edit: all right, I found another good one:
#205633 +(2379)- [X]

WallJam7: roses are red
WallJam7: violets are blue
WallJam7: all of my base
WallJam7: are belong to you


[Edited on May 08, 2004 by Wren]

SiGma

SiGma

Israel
January 2004

MAY 08, 2004 11:14 PM

See, when people say they've already seen everything ont he internet it really pisses me off for two reasons:
1. You're admitting that your fucking geek.
2. You're admitting that your a fucking idiot.

Because the fact is if you started reading every web page now you would never read them all in your whole lifetime, nor in several, since they are constantly being updated and new pages are added in the 100's everyday.

So get over yourself, UberDork.

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

MAY 08, 2004 11:18 PM

I love that list so fucking much.

"<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?"

"<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex
<skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot."

"<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally"



[Edited on May 08, 2004 by Morgan]

Hammersmith

Hammersmith

Boston, MA
December 2003

MAY 08, 2004 11:29 PM



What the hell is that site?

requium

requium

Australia
June 2003

MAY 08, 2004 11:57 PM

<studdud> what the fuck is wtf




<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns





WallJam7: roses are red
WallJam7: violets are blue
WallJam7: all of my base
WallJam7: are belong to you


[Edited on May 09, 2004 by bangbrothers]

[Edited on May 09, 2004 by bangbrothers]

AceTracer

acetracer

Hollywood, FL
January 2004

MAY 09, 2004 01:22 AM

Hammersmith said:



What the hell is that site?


Well, you could actually look at the site and see what it is, or you could just look at the title: "Quotes Database" surreal

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